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Most Emailed Photos - 06/30/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Sure, everyone applauds the "helpless cripple" but nobody wants to help me in my time of need.

But what I really want is pity sex!!! Yes, you there, with the nipples, give me pity sex now!!! NOW!!!! PLEASEEEEEE!!!!

You know my front paws are not long enough for my to pleasure myself...won't you please help me. Just a little pity sex. please.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> The dog's real problem is that he can't hump peoples' legs with those wheels where they are.

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