I stalled for time trying to think of a good answer...
Desperately I sought an escape:
Yes, but in a nice way. No, it makes your butt look skinny. Butt? What butt?
I couldn't let her make a monkey out of me again.
I just didn't know what to say!
Speechless I fled on my new bionic legs.
The coward's way out.
Why does she do that to me?
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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