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Most Emailed Photos - 06/10/2004 by Darlenenbc
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We must hid or they will eat
Us. Bush wants to taste one
Of every species

pity what he puts his aids though, wonder if he eats them afterwards?

I brought the glow stick do you have the vaseoline?
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Darlenenbc> Hangs head in shame...
The closer it gets to November I am afraid it will be worse.
Great therapy though, thanks.
<Darlenenbc> Hangs head in shame...
The closer it gets to November I am afraid it will be worse.
Great therapy though, thanks.
<ajiav> That is why i stopped eating meat...
<Darlenenbc> Me too!(meat) Do you have any idea why my comments are posting 2 times? :(
<Darlenenbc> Me too!(meat) Do you have any idea why my comments are posting 2 times? :(
<mypalmike> Because Mort writes lowsy scripts. ;)
<Mort> I wrote a fix to it, but I am too lazy.

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