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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/13/2004 by superwoman biatch
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Where are the bombs you ask? Hah ha,I will never tell!!!

Oh, oooohhh you sure know how to get me to talk...Alright, I will tell you. Just stop hurting me so good.

The bombs are in Sadaam's bird. No one would ever think to search Fluffy; they felt so sorry for him... Quick,get him before he flies away!


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<mypalmike> So that's where the WMDs went!
<Morgus> Now for the other missing items... what about those flowers that the Iraqi citizens were going to greet our arriving soldiers with?
<guyPaulo> "Just stop hurting me so good"

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