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Most Emailed Photos - 07/14/2004 by Mort
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What with girls marrying girls now,

I fear the worse for male kind,

we are doomed as soon as they learn how to grow sprogs in vats.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Sprogs is british for babies.

I am not here, I went up north, back in time to 1435 or something, land of trees and things made out of trees. I won't be here tomorrow, so I have pre-taped tomorrow's entry, perhaps I will have enough access to put it up.

Otherwise please use the time to confess to all kinds of sin.

There are 6 messages for this day.
<Mort> My first confession is failing prey of the sin of no internet connection last night.
<Kumiho> My confession is that I blew my last interveiw because I really didn't want to sell insurance for a living.
<mypalmike> "So why do you want to work for Mutual Farm Life Insurance?"

"Hmm. Come to think of it, I don't."

<TheGalNextDoor> Forgive me Father Mort for I have sinned. I have finally submitted my first entry into a disgusting little site that I was but a lurker on. Now, I fear I will fall deeper and deeper into their web.
<Mort> Just post 44,444 more times to be forgiven.
<Kumiho> ah, so that's the 44,443 comment.


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