Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/15/2004

by Mort

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Such itching and burning.

The man seemed so civilized and clean,

but he was a shark in my tuna fish tunnel.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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I don't even think this makes any sense, but it's 1am and I have to wake up in FOUR hours. Then again I am not here today, I am away, curse and insult me all you like.

There are 12 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> A pox on your sphincter! Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries!

<Kumiho> Actually, elderberries smell rather nice.

<Axolotl> Watch it Kumi, guyP may fart in your general direction!

<Kumiho> No he won't last I saw of him he had a horn up his rear.

<Axolotl> That's what you get for being a French knigget!

<Roger Mexico> Ya poxy jibbering GIT! I'm not interested in your love life or WHAT his name is! Now, drop that pickle!!

<guyPaulo> Read this before you go to the doctor again...
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<3Suns> You are less wise than the president in a drunken stupor. May you be infinitely prodded by your aunties! A thousand curses upon you, each of incrementally greater annoyance!

<Hysterical Woman> You waste of oxygen! Tell me who that man in the middle picture is!

<3Suns> The name is Bond. Gold Bond.

<TheGalNextDoor> "My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in." - Weird Al

<Xpilot> Mort sucks at xpilot. (and at making captions to yahoos most emailed pictures).
So there.

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