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Most Emailed Photos - 07/18/2004 by Mort
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The services of an amorous pig.



One leaf of lettuce



A hooker in the hayloft, ready and willing to do anything.


$100



The adorable newborn that came out nine months later.


Priceless
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I am back. What was the story behind the image of the naked man drinking coffee? I'm trying to find the source of the image, but my searches -- like that man who accidently shot his testicles off -- are coming up with blanks.


There are 6 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> It was a pretty eventful weekend here in the trailer park:
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> Haha... $100? Dude, where do you live and is there an airport nearby??
<Mort> A pig in the dark sounds like most men.
<superwoman biatch> Here's the article on the guy that shot his groin!!! ...www.msnbc.msn.com...
<superwoman biatch> Here's the article on the guy that shot his groin!!! ...www.msnbc.msn.com...
<mypalmike> I saw the wrinkly dog picture on TV... MSNBC said it was the second most popular picture of the day. Based on what, I don't know...


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