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Most Emailed Photos - 07/18/2004 by Mort
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The services of an amorous pig.

One leaf of lettuce

A hooker in the hayloft, ready and willing to do anything.


The adorable newborn that came out nine months later.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I am back. What was the story behind the image of the naked man drinking coffee? I'm trying to find the source of the image, but my searches -- like that man who accidently shot his testicles off -- are coming up with blanks.

There are 6 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> It was a pretty eventful weekend here in the trailer park:
<3Suns> Haha... $100? Dude, where do you live and is there an airport nearby??
<Mort> A pig in the dark sounds like most men.
<superwoman biatch> Here's the article on the guy that shot his groin!!! ...www.msnbc.msn.com...
<superwoman biatch> Here's the article on the guy that shot his groin!!! ...www.msnbc.msn.com...
<mypalmike> I saw the wrinkly dog picture on TV... MSNBC said it was the second most popular picture of the day. Based on what, I don't know...

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