When I tried to blow out the candles on my birthday cake, I sustained second and third degree burns on my face and neck.
During my recovery, my honey brings me coffee in bed each morning.
I guess my fishy love tube is still attractive.
(Ew. I came back for this?)
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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