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Most Emailed Photos - 03/07/2004 by Carol
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Men will promise you the universe (with no apparent means to deliver) ...

...drive around the stupidest vehicles they think are impressive ... just trying to get women into bed.
Really, it seems like that's all they're interested in.

Honey, I'd be more impressed if you'd start thinking outside the box.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Haha!
<3Suns> Sweet.
<H. Monkey> 
<mypalmike> Carol has definitely excelled in the art form known as captioning. From her early start as a groupie, she's become lead guitarist. I'm still saying "check one two" into the mic before the show.
<Carol> I must intervene at this point to defend my right to future flights of mediocrity.

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