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Most Emailed Photos - 09/01/2004 by superwoman biatch
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What could be worse than poking yourself in the eye repeatedly? Pretty painful right??

Well, having the eye of a major category 4 hurricane coming straight towards your house once again, twice in the same month, might cause pain and induce stress related illnesses...

Or maybe the prospect of Bush being voted back into office for another 4 years? Yep, the thought invokes sheer horror and I immediately shit my pants at the thought of it.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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