Sarah stared at Rasputin's penis long and hard, thinking her hormonally-charged thoughts.
"If I were to remove it from the liquid," she reasoned, "it would shrink and shrivel..."
Sarah's doctoral thesis became more than a little silly, what with the whole "Mothers, raise your male children underwater so as to enhance the size of their member!" thing.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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