Mort and Mrs. Mort are proud to announce their new twins, who arrived nine months after the now infamous "bathtub cavort."
When the next day's photos were late following the frolic, panic gripped the city and most folks barricaded themselves in, anticipating the worst.
Caption monkeys everywhere took to the streets, chanting "THE END IS NEIGH. MORT IS LATE."
Thankfully, Mort returned, much to the chagrin of bosses and productivity experts everywhere.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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