Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/09/2003

by Pedro Gonzales

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Hear Ye well- my festive friends, come gather all quite near,
I sing to tell a yule-tide tale from far past yester-year...

"The Grinch" was but an evil beast, and he, so inclined,
Spoilt the song, the cheer, the feast, and stole our Christmas time...!

The reindeer then were sold for meat, or boiled down for soap,
And Santa had but nought to do, so started smoking dope.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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This weeks winner just had to be:

Pedro Gonzales

Honourable losers are: ElvisThePelvis, guyPaulo and Lauren.

There are 17 messages for this day.

<mypalmike> Half-naked guitar cowboy returns. Wonderful.

<guyPaulo> That picture of the monkey is great! Look how seriously he's taking his work!

<guyPaulo> Has anyone else noticed that on Wednesdays we are reluctant to give comments on other captions? No one wants to ruin their chance of winning by starting a string of comments on someone elses caption. Its dirty pool I say!

<ElvisThePelvis> I just finished a caption set noting the same.

<ElvisThePelvis> I shall now vote on every caption :)

<ElvisThePelvis> Now everyone has a vote...talk amongst yourselves.

<guyPaulo> Let the comment flood begin!

<guyPaulo> It appears as if some Internet sex preditor has tracked yoyo down based on his picture, and is doing unspeakable things to his duodenum at this moment. I knew my mom was right when she told me never to post my face on the web.

<ElvisThePelvis> I have yoyology and his damnable pencil sketches. I searched for them all night and into the early morning. Finally, I hunted him down and asked him where the sketches are, but he expired during my questioning. Now I will never find the damn sketches, damn the sketches, damn them all to hell!!!

<mypalmike> ROFL!

<mypalmike> Does anyone else have trouble with their browser on this site? I frequently have to refresh to get a whole page loaded. Could be my flaky router though...

<Mort> I wrote some special code for you mike.

<yoyology> Snow Day today. Stayed home with my son and built a snowman. I'll be back in form tomorrow. Since Mort created the link code, I'll get you off the hook, Elvis. The Self-Portraits. See also The Big Picture.

<yoyology> Except that didn't work. Damn. Try these:
Self-Portraits: ...linkfilter.net...
Big Picture: ...linkfilter.net...

<Mort> I decided since the board/comments system was modelled on irc, that the urls should work that way as well.

So <a href=... doesn't work.

<guyPaulo> It was a Good Day! Lots of good captions and tons of comments.

<Pedro Gonzales> Oh my, I am overwhelmed! In the words of Gwyneth Paltrow
"sob, sniff, sniff, sob, wimper.."

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