[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos -- META DAY - 12/10/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

"HEAR YEE! HEAR YEE! FAIR CITIZENS OF MOSTEMAILEDPHOTOPIA!!"

"THIS WEEKS WINNER OF GUEST DAY IS PEDRO GONZALES! HONOURABLE MENTIONS GO TO LAUREN, GUYPAULO AND ELVISTHEPELVIS"

"Lauren, I told you that a drug reference was bound to win"

"Damn it Pedro, I mentioned Panties, I thought it was a sure thing!"

"Hey where did ElvisThePelvis go?"

"Whoa did someone say my name?"

"I was in the back room uh..."

"spanking my ahem..."

"caption monkie."
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 235 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:33Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:32Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:29Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:28Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:27Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:26Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:23Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:20Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:19Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:18Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:09Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:05Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:04Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:03Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:02Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker02:57:01Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:59Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:58Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:55Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:54Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:53Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:52Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:51Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:49Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:47Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:46Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:45Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:44Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:42Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:40Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:37Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:33Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:28Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:27Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:25Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:22Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:21Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:19Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:18Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:17Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:16Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:15Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:14Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:13Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:12Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:08Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:07Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:04Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:02Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:01Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker02:56:00Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:59Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:58Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:57Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:53Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:49Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:48Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:45Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:43Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:39Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:38Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:37Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:34Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:32Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:28Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:25Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:18Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:14Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:13Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:11Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:10Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:08Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:07Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:06Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:05Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:03Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:02Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker02:55:01Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:59Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:58Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:57Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:47Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:40Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:39Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:34Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:32Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:29Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:27Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:23Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:22Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:21Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:20Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:19Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:12Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:03Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:02Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker02:54:00Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:56Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:47Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:46Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:35Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:34Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:31Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:53:06Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:57Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:56Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:55Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:54Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:48Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:30Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:26Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:25Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:23Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:19Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:16Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:15Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:13Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:12Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:11Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:10Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:09Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:08Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:07Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:06Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:04Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:03Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:02Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:01Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:58Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:57Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:52Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:51Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:50Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:49Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:46Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:45Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:43Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:42Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:40Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:39Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:38Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:37Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:36Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:34Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:33Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:31Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:30Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:28Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:27Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:26Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:25Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:24Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:23Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:22Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:21Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:20Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:19Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:19Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:16Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:15Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:14Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:13Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:11Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:10Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:08Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:05Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:03Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:49Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:48Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:45Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:38Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:37Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:36Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:32Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:27Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:25Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:22Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:21Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:17Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:13Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:12Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:58Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:57Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:56Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:47Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:46Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:37Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:35Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:34Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:29Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:26Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:20Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:59Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:54Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:49Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:48Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:47Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:39Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:36Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:35Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:34Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:30Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:29Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:28Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:25Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:22Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:21Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:19Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:17Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:16Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:14Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:12Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:09Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:08Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:07Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:02Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:59Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:58Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:57Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:56Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:52Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:48Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:47Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:46Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:46Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:42Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:41Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:39Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:38Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:37Caption #6

Board [Post Message]

Ok so I might have noticed quite a bit of meta humour recently. I know I am mainly to blame, because of the whole "snow" thing. So I will let you all get it our of your system today.

In jokes rule the day!


There are 44 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> That monkie is definitely saying "Hear Ye! Hear Ye!". No doubt about that.
<3Suns> Wow, there actually was a Celine Dion picture for Mort to censor today! And a mighty disturbing one at that. And here I thought she was washed up... guess not for all tose Canadian Yahoos.
<Lauren> Holy hip bones, you're right 3Suns! And a most disturbing photo it is. Her hairdresser and costume designer need to be flogged (even if the task before them was daunting). I would like to thank Mort for using his discretionary right to censor this and any other photos of CD.
<Lauren> mike, I think the monkey is asking where that clogged drain is.....
<Pedro Gonzales> Ha ha! Elvis really looks as though he has been caught in the act!!
<Chalupa Diablo> Mort, can you remove one of my double comments on my entry? Either my computer, myself (or both) were behaving stupidly.
<Mort> Done.
I was just thinking that Mostemailedphotopia sounds more like the land of Most Emailed Pho, which doesn't sound so tasty.
<3Suns> I'm stuck at home with the flu and getting hungry for lunch. Mort, would you mind emailing me some chicken pho?
<ElvisThePelvis> Oh man, I am caption fodder.
<ElvisThePelvis> HAPPY META DAY!
<yoyology> I think we should go the acronym route and call it the land of MOP.
<ElvisThePelvis> yoyo, thanks for the links to the pencil sketches, I looked all over linkfilter (I thought). Well, now at least I can rest easy tonight.
<Axolotl> Then the citizens would be moops! And George would finally be right.
<guyPaulo> I wrote "Mosteimldfotos" yesterday because it sounded like some kind of kinky Greek island.
<guyPaulo> Mort, I just noticed that I couldn't submit a caption when using the Mozilla browser.
<Mort> guyPaulo - I will test that, but I use firebird all the time and it's mozilla also.
<yoyology> Mozilla'dphotos.com!
<guyPaulo> Actually, I got stuck right before the "Preview" screen. After you click "Add..." and enter your text, there's the button for "Preview." At that point, I would click it, but it would never actaully go to the real preview screen.
<guyPaulo> Oops! Mozilla didn't work because I didn't enter my name in the "alt" screen. IE always remebers who I am here, so I'm not used to having to enter my name. Problem solved.
<Mort> Yeh it would be nice if I could be bothered to make nice error messages.
Like you didn't enter your name stupid.
<Lauren> TRUE CONFESSION: For at least two or three weeks after I discovered this site, I thought outsiders must be barred from making captions because I couldn't get mine to post. I searched in vain for some sort of 'join this site' button until I noticed the 'name' box.
<Lauren> P.S.: I am not even blonde, at least not naturally so.
<guyPaulo> See Mort! I'm not the only one!
<Mort> Of course, the current system makes spoofing extremely easy.
<guyPaulo> Oh, yes. I agree completely.
<Lauren> It's a terrible security risk.
<ElvisThePelvis> Luckily, the stalwart users of mostemailed.com are far too honest to engage in that sort of thing.
<yoyology> *snicker*
<Lauren, the real one> You are evil even to have thought of that, yoyo. This was from yoyo, right?
<ElvisThePelvis> Damnit, now I am losing control of my identity. I am organizing book and playing with yoyos instead of disorganizing things and playing with legos...
<yoyology> Pay no attention to the librarian behind the curtain.
<Mort> Do you want me to code up users and passwords and accounts and security?
I thought I could leave it nice and open, but maybe you can't be trusted.
<mypalmike> Mmmm. Chicken pho.
<yoyology> I'll be good, Mort. I promise.
<Lauren> What is it with monkies making promises they know they won't keep today? First it was guyPaulo promising no more haiku and now yoyo is promising to be 'good.'

Next thing you know, Elvis will be promising to stay out of the captions, and we all know he has no control whatsoever over that nasty habit of his.

<yoyology> I promise not to beat Lauren with a big rubber chicken.
*smack* *swat* *bokbok* *eek* *thud*
Damn. There I go.
<Lauren> bokbok?
<guyPaulo> I would vote NO to a password protected system, if my vote counts for anything.
<yoyology> bokbok - int. [bawk-bawk]
Distress call of the Greater North American Rubberized Chicken.
<MLimburg> buk-GEEERK!
<MLimburg> It's like a family in here, like the net used to be
<im here> hello any one here
<nabeel> hii i whant to photo to the tiger land pleez ok
<my e_mail love_haifawahbe@h.> hii i want buotefool foto for the tiger ok


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post