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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by 3Suns
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How about this? It's long, and hard, and textured...

Heavens no! That looks sharp. It would hurt like... what's that over there?

Duck bills! Perfect!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> I don't want to understand this one.
<ElvisThePelvis> Ummmm...I am getting a mental picture that I like...
<Lauren> They probably have a website with photos somewhere...
<yoyology> This is what they call in the porn biz a "duckbill penetration".
<apple juice is a verb> It does look like he's offering it to her.

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