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Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2004 by David Byrden
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I didn't know what to do about these puppies. They just hung there in front of me, pink and fleshy and way too big.

It's like you have a pair of gardens that grow healthy food, but, like, they grow too much of it.

So... I bought this breast pump. Problem solved!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<apple juice is a verb> 
<David Byrden> You have to read it twice.
<guyPaulo> Oh god...that's a good one, D.B.
<Jmofwiw> 
<mypalmike> I had to read it 4 times, but eventually I got it.
<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe...had to read that one a few times before the rofl set in...

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