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Hi, I'm James Brown, spokesperson for the Has-been Rockers fund. When you send us your $30 a month, I can promise you it won't be wasted on poverty-stricken foreigners.

No, it will be used to fund programs right here at home. Like the "Tunnel of Love" secret underground hydroponic farm, which produces enough marijuana to keep over 1000 ex-rockstars in the perpetual stupor they have come to rely on.

The number of has-been rockers is growing every day. Won't you please help? Call now!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> I would figure that this theme would get stale after a while, but this is good.
<mypalmike> Yeah, I feel like I might be beating a dead horse here. But everyone needs a theme to go back to once in a while.
<Carol> It's realistic that way! ...late-night-TV realistic, that is.

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