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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/30/2003 by mypalmike
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These might look like a couple of harmless, even happy crabs. But these poisonous crabs emit a saliva that, when ingested, acts as a hallucinogenic drug.

Teenagers call it "crablicking", but it's also referred to as "frenching the shell", "snorking", and "steaming the clamato". It's developed a cult-like following.

Look out for signs that your child may be involved with this new drug: sleepiness, a lack of interest in homework, and the wearing of large ornamental dice.
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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This weeks winner is

mypalmike



Honourable mentions go to: David Byrden and Plechazunga.


There are 3 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. Which would be... uh... just Mort.
<spam> i voted for you. just in secret. maybe.
<Mort> Blame Spam. I know I do everytime I check my email.


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