[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/19/2003 by David Byrden
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

"I got a record as long as your f**ing arm. My gang done drive-bys, bank raids, you name it. Even stole a f**ing yacht once."

"One time the LAPD chased our getaway car and the pursuit was live on CNN. So I drove us into the woods. Chopper couldn't see s**t and the cops ran into a tree."

"So, with my record of creative leadership, I am proud to announce my... what's that f*ing word?!?! C - A - N... CANDIDACY for Governer of California. S**t, y'all KNOW you could do worse."
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 49 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:57Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:20Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:06Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker13:08:03Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:57Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:36Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:31Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:25Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:24Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:03Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker13:07:00Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:59Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:26Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:24Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:23Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker13:06:08Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:28Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:09Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:06Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:55Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:46Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:41Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:40Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:55Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:08Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:01Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:39Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:38Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:37Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:19Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:09Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:53Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:40Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:36Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:31Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:28Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:04Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:03Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:02Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:42Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:41Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:35Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:21Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:20Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:59Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:50Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:00Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:57Caption #294

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post