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Most Emailed Photos - 03/08/2004 by Carol
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Ladies, there's a war on! Get your macho going!
Hell with running people off the road in your SUV ... drive a real tank and squash 'em flat!

Wonder Woman - too girly! We need a new superhero role model who can really kick some ass!

Spit in public! Brag about your private parts like the men do! Lack of belligerence is un-American!
Brought to you by Citizens for a Warlike Attitude


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Carol> Shoulda put, "make inflated claims about..." in the last panel ... feh. What I get for trying the "post without obsessing" technique.
<mypalmike> You must obsess. It is part of the posting process.

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