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Most Emailed Photos - 02/01/2004 by guyPaulo
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Justin(to himself): "WTF? Here I am performing at the Super Bowl and this bitch comes out looking like a cross between Trinity from the Matrix and a damn stripper."

JT (out loud): "Oh great. Let's flash everyone in America. There goes my McDonalds endorsement, you washed-up slut!"

Janet: "Uhhh, Justin? I hate to point this out, you hip-hop imitating Mouseketeer, but your baggy pants fell down. Now America knows why Brittany left you, little boy."


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Wow, you actually managed to incorporate their poses into the caption. I'm impressed.

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