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Most Emailed Photos - 08/20/2003 by Mort
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Oh my god! I feel like dirt, I'm hurt, torn, worn, used, abused and confused.

I've run aground, been keelhauled, scuppered and plundered. I am no longer full sails to the wind.

When San Diego Zoo asked me to be a surrogate mother, I expected they would use a more... clinical method of conception.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 6 messages for this day.
<Mort> Oops I forgot to add the blog message. Although I don't think it's that interesting and I know no one reads it...
<Roger Mexico> Aw, c'mon, dude! We always read your messages!
<010010100> Yeah, both of your regular readers count on the blog message being there to make their day sunny and bright.
<David Byrden> Of course we read your blog. You're PAYING for this place!
<Bolsach> Try and keep up sunshine
<Mort> Bah! Here was I trying my best to escape from at least one chore...


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