[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/20/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Oh my god! I feel like dirt, I'm hurt, torn, worn, used, abused and confused.

I've run aground, been keelhauled, scuppered and plundered. I am no longer full sails to the wind.

When San Diego Zoo asked me to be a surrogate mother, I expected they would use a more... clinical method of conception.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 59 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:33Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:27Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:18Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:16Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:57Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:55Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:54Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:27Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:23Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:53Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:51Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:37Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:25Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:13Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:04Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:43Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:28Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:20Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:14Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:09Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker06:51:08Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker06:50:24Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker06:50:03Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker06:49:58Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker06:49:57Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:49:54Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker06:49:45Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker06:49:38Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker06:49:27Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:43Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:41Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:40Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:38Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:18Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:10Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:09Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker06:48:05Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:42Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:32Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:31Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:24Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker06:47:08Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:50Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:47Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:44Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:27Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:21Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:12Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:11Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:06Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:53Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:25Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:09Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:05Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:04Caption #315

Board [Post Message]


There are 6 messages for this day.
<Mort> Oops I forgot to add the blog message. Although I don't think it's that interesting and I know no one reads it...
<Roger Mexico> Aw, c'mon, dude! We always read your messages!
<010010100> Yeah, both of your regular readers count on the blog message being there to make their day sunny and bright.
<David Byrden> Of course we read your blog. You're PAYING for this place!
<Bolsach> Try and keep up sunshine
<Mort> Bah! Here was I trying my best to escape from at least one chore...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post