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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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God commanded guyPaulo and I...

to go forth and find Lauren...

and stop spanking our polar bears.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<guyPaulo> Jesus, we've been caption fodder lately, haven't we?
<3Suns> Now which one of those orange dots is Guy and which one is Elvis?
<Lauren> I don't know, 3Suns, but I guess I am supposed to be more interested in the bigger one.
<mypalmike> She's on the motorcycle.
<guyPaulo> Its not the size of the exploding star that counts, its how much hot liquid flotsam that spews forth .....
<Stormi> LOL Run Lauren run!

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