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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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God commanded guyPaulo and I...

to go forth and find Lauren...

and stop spanking our polar bears.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Jesus, we've been caption fodder lately, haven't we?
<3Suns> Now which one of those orange dots is Guy and which one is Elvis?
<Lauren> I don't know, 3Suns, but I guess I am supposed to be more interested in the bigger one.
<mypalmike> She's on the motorcycle.
<guyPaulo> Its not the size of the exploding star that counts, its how much hot liquid flotsam that spews forth .....
<Stormi> LOL Run Lauren run!

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