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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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As a young boy I was fascinated with my penis. I loved to put things into it's magical opening.

As a young man I was fascinated with my penis. I searched far and wide for a magical opening to place my penis into.

As an old man I was growing bored with my penis. I quested for a warm, toothy opening to insert my penis. I found it. Now I am a eunuch.
(AP)
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(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Yup, that's pretty crass, all right.
<mypalmike> Crass, but not quite at the guyPaulo level.

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