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Most Emailed Photos - 03/22/2004 by Mort
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Worried about the upcoming election, George Bush released the $911 bill to remind the general public of his achievements abroad.

The french held up their noses at the new money, they knew that their 714 franc note would hold more water.

The Brazilians? Well they had their mind on more pressing things than money.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Money... what good is it? I crave it so, but why?

There are 8 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> He invaded Iraq - which has nothing to do with 911.
He invaded Afghanistan - but Bin Laden is still free and Al Q. can still launch major attacks.
Really, what achievements?
<Mark> Err .. Mort, could you reactivate the various cookie trackers :)
<Mort> DB - I think that was my point ;)
Mark - certainly.
<guyPaulo> WHOOOO!!! Panama City Beach rulz!!!! (I used to live there.)
<Kumiho> Hey Mort, who won yesterday?
<Lauren> Good captioning, Mort. I wonder how many people recognize a French Bulldog when they see one (you can tell by the rounding at the tips of the ears).
<Mort> Kumiho - I didn't think anyone cared in the end, but Lauren guess Roger 3 times. She must have some inner knowledge of Roger's workings.

Lauren - I know my bitches, and that bitch is french!

<guyPaulo> There were several good stories on yahoo today, but this one is the cream of the crop:

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