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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/23/2004 by Axolotl
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Nixon's trip to China nearly resulted in diplomatic distater.

This unfortunate event was covered up, just like the more embarrassing parts of GWB's tour of Mexico.

I guess no one will hear about the attack of Lucy Liu's ghost on president Spears in 2046 either...
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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This week's Kumiho, beautiful avenging sword dancer is:

Axolotl



The northward traveling spheres of pain are:Hysterical Woman, Jordie3 and The Log Lady


There are 39 messages for this day.
<Mort> I think this guest day is going to be all about girl power.
<Kumiho> Okay, I'm all captioned out.
<3Suns> Gruess Gott, mein Herren und Damen! Tomorrow I am leaving for vacation. I will be visiting a lady-friend in sunny Vienna for a week and a half. Tschau!
<obtuse> Uh. They don't talk German much in Italy.
<3Suns> Too true! Nevertheless, they do speak German in Austria. Although I won't speak much German no matter where I go, 'cause I can't.
<obtuse> Venice. Vienna. Bah.
<Hysterical Woman> I'm proud to say that I helped bring that last image.
<Hysterical Woman> I'm proud to say that I helped bring that last image.
<3Suns> How's that HW? How's that HW?
<guyPaulo> I just realized that the 1 -50X0RZ vote monkie icon is giving the thumbs down. I always thought that he was trying to stab you with some kind of stick.
<Mort> One day I should fix that image so that the hand is physically possible.
<obtuse> R0X0RZ sometimes looks like he's holding a bottle of beer, so I don't have any complaints.
<3Suns> Yeah, I always thought it was a stabby monkey too.
<Mort> So I don't have much artistic ability...
<3Suns> Nonsense. Your guest strip on Okaypants was great. So maybe you're not that great with MS paint, who cares? =P
<Mort> Hahah, the Okaypants strip was trashy. :)
I fixed some of the images and added some much needed other options.
<Hysterical Woman> I emailed the last picture to my brother and my sister. My sister's reply ended up in my bulk folder, for some reason (maybe it was the subject line?). Moral: Check your bulk folder. Also, don't reload after posting.
<ajiav> Hah! You actually gave him a bottle...
<ajiav> do my eyes play tricks on me or what?
<Axolotl> Is the monkey holding a cellphone now?

I liked the thumbs up better! :)

<Mort> The thumbs up is still there, I just moved it down one. Yes it is a damn bottom, 3 colour pixel art is not easy I tell you!
<ajiav> oh, so it's a bottom...hmmm.
<Mort> Oops sorry freudian slip. It's a bottle.
<Jellyloo> Freud would be proud!
<Mort> It's a cock bottom, oops I mean coke bottle.
<Jellyloo> I always thought a Freudian slip would be be simple, understated, without much in the way of frills and lace. He seemed a practical man.
<Mort> Perhaps in grey, made of stout linen. I don't ever recall a reproduced image of him in a skirt. I think he had mother issues.
<guyPaulo> The 7 -Makes my tummy happy 6-Chuckletastic monkie icons are very similiar, Mort, if you are in the mood to change up some more icons. Maybe the 7-monkie can stick out his tongue or something.
<Mort> You have the old one cached Guy. The 7 monkie how has a thumbs up, basically I moved the 8 monkie down one.
<guyPaulo> Thanks, I "un-cached" it. Very spiffy.
<Kumiho> Mort! Love the changes to the monkies! ::blows you a kiss::
<Mort> Damn I should have made a Kumiho blowing a kiss monkie. I need to fix the comment monkie, it doesn't look so good.
<3Suns> Bye all. Maybe I'll try my hand at transatlantic captioning next week.
<obtuse> Would an explosive diarrhea monkey icon be good or bad?
<jordie3> HA! I almost win!
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