[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/23/2004 by Axolotl
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Nixon's trip to China nearly resulted in diplomatic distater.

This unfortunate event was covered up, just like the more embarrassing parts of GWB's tour of Mexico.

I guess no one will hear about the attack of Lucy Liu's ghost on president Spears in 2046 either...
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 184 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:17Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:16Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:15Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:14Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:13Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:12Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:11Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:10Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:09Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:08Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:07Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:06Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:05Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:03Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:02Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:01Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:55Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:50Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:45Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:40Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:39Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:38Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:36Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:35Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:34Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:23Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:22Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:16Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:13Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:12Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:11Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:01Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:48Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:43Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:42Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:41Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:38Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:37Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:36Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:27Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:11Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:08Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:05Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:02Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:00Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:57Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:55Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:53Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:52Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:51Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:50Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:49Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:47Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:44Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:41Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:40Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:39Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:38Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:33Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:31Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:30Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:29Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:25Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:24Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:22Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:19Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:17Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:16Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:15Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:14Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:13Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:10Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:09Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:08Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:02Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:59Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:58Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:57Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:50Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:49Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:47Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:45Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:44Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:43Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:34Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:32Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:29Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:17Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:16Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:15Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:14Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:10Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:02Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:50Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:49Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:45Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:44Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:42Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:36Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:34Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:32Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:31Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:29Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:25Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:24Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:23Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:21Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:20Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:16Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:14Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:10Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:09Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:06Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:01Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:59Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:58Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:55Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:50Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:36Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:23Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:22Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:21Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:14Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:07Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:58Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:53Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:50Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:48Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:39Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:31Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:25Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:24Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:22Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:21Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:15Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:14Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:09Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:07Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:06Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:05Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:03Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:01Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:57Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:55Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:54Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:46Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:45Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:44Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:26Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:19Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:17Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:15Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:10Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:05Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:04Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:46Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:45Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:42Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:40Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:36Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:35Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:34Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:30Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:25Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:24Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:23Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:21Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:19Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:17Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:16Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:15Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:15Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:09Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:05Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:04Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:59Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:49Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:41Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:39Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:25Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:21Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker10:55:20Caption #68

Board [Post Message]

This week's Kumiho, beautiful avenging sword dancer is:

Axolotl



The northward traveling spheres of pain are:Hysterical Woman, Jordie3 and The Log Lady


There are 39 messages for this day.
<Mort> I think this guest day is going to be all about girl power.
<Kumiho> Okay, I'm all captioned out.
<3Suns> Gruess Gott, mein Herren und Damen! Tomorrow I am leaving for vacation. I will be visiting a lady-friend in sunny Vienna for a week and a half. Tschau!
<obtuse> Uh. They don't talk German much in Italy.
<3Suns> Too true! Nevertheless, they do speak German in Austria. Although I won't speak much German no matter where I go, 'cause I can't.
<obtuse> Venice. Vienna. Bah.
<Hysterical Woman> I'm proud to say that I helped bring that last image.
<Hysterical Woman> I'm proud to say that I helped bring that last image.
<3Suns> How's that HW? How's that HW?
<guyPaulo> I just realized that the 1 -50X0RZ vote monkie icon is giving the thumbs down. I always thought that he was trying to stab you with some kind of stick.
<Mort> One day I should fix that image so that the hand is physically possible.
<obtuse> R0X0RZ sometimes looks like he's holding a bottle of beer, so I don't have any complaints.
<3Suns> Yeah, I always thought it was a stabby monkey too.
<Mort> So I don't have much artistic ability...
<3Suns> Nonsense. Your guest strip on Okaypants was great. So maybe you're not that great with MS paint, who cares? =P
<Mort> Hahah, the Okaypants strip was trashy. :)
I fixed some of the images and added some much needed other options.
<Hysterical Woman> I emailed the last picture to my brother and my sister. My sister's reply ended up in my bulk folder, for some reason (maybe it was the subject line?). Moral: Check your bulk folder. Also, don't reload after posting.
<ajiav> Hah! You actually gave him a bottle...
<ajiav> do my eyes play tricks on me or what?
<Axolotl> Is the monkey holding a cellphone now?

I liked the thumbs up better! :)

<Mort> The thumbs up is still there, I just moved it down one. Yes it is a damn bottom, 3 colour pixel art is not easy I tell you!
<ajiav> oh, so it's a bottom...hmmm.
<Mort> Oops sorry freudian slip. It's a bottle.
<Jellyloo> Freud would be proud!
<Mort> It's a cock bottom, oops I mean coke bottle.
<Jellyloo> I always thought a Freudian slip would be be simple, understated, without much in the way of frills and lace. He seemed a practical man.
<Mort> Perhaps in grey, made of stout linen. I don't ever recall a reproduced image of him in a skirt. I think he had mother issues.
<guyPaulo> The 7 -Makes my tummy happy 6-Chuckletastic monkie icons are very similiar, Mort, if you are in the mood to change up some more icons. Maybe the 7-monkie can stick out his tongue or something.
<Mort> You have the old one cached Guy. The 7 monkie how has a thumbs up, basically I moved the 8 monkie down one.
<guyPaulo> Thanks, I "un-cached" it. Very spiffy.
<Kumiho> Mort! Love the changes to the monkies! ::blows you a kiss::
<Mort> Damn I should have made a Kumiho blowing a kiss monkie. I need to fix the comment monkie, it doesn't look so good.
<3Suns> Bye all. Maybe I'll try my hand at transatlantic captioning next week.
<obtuse> Would an explosive diarrhea monkey icon be good or bad?
<jordie3> HA! I almost win!
<szawha> hello,come here(...seniorfriendfinder.com... can find many friends.[url...seniorfriendfinder.com...
<lbdzkp> hello,come here(...alt.com... can find many friends.[url]...alt.com...
<fviuti> Hello,come ...www.fastpages.com... to join,the best way to promote your sites[url]...www.fastpages.com...
<uvqrya> Beautiful woman want to be your wife[url]...marrywithbeauty.16cs.com...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post