[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/24/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Even though the sky is now full of "star wars" style satellites with fricking powerful lasers, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld was still worried.

He wanted to sink his claws into the sleeping tiger of North Korea,

and continue his personal quest to find Weapons of Mass Destruction.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 226 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:29Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:23Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:19Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:18Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:15Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:11Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:10Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:09Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:08Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:00Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:58Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:57Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:56Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:55Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:49Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:48Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:47Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:46Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:37Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:35Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:34Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:33Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:20Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:18Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:17Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:16Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:15Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:14Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:06Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:02Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:00Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:58Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:53Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:47Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:45Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:44Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:43Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:42Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:38Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:32Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:29Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:28Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:27Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:26Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:25Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:24Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:23Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:22Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:20Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:16Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:08Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:07Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:06Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:05Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:04Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:02Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:01Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:00Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:59Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:56Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:54Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:51Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:47Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:46Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:45Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:44Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:41Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:40Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:30Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:25Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:21Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:19Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:12Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:07Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:06Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:05Caption #992
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:04Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:03Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:02Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:59Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:58Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:57Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:33Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:30Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:29Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:28Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:27Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:20Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:19Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:18Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:17Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:15Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:12Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:05Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:04Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:03Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:02Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:00Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:55Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:54Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:48Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:41Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:36Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:28Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:25Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:24Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:23Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:22Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:18Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:17Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:15Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:13Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:09Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:07Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:04Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:03Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:59Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:58Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:51Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:48Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:46Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:45Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:44Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:43Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:42Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:40Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:39Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:38Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:37Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:34Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:33Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:32Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:31Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:30Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:29Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:27Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:25Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:23Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:19Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:15Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:11Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:09Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:06Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:05Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:04Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:03Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:59Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:58Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:56Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:54Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:48Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:47Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:45Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:40Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:39Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:38Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:37Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:33Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:28Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:23Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:20Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:19Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:18Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:17Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:16Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:09Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:08Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:06Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:59Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:56Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:51Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:50Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:42Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:36Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:35Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:22Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:21Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:19Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:18Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:17Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:05Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:02Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:58Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:57Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:55Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:53Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:49Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:47Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:46Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:45Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:44Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:38Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:37Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:33Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:24Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:23Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:14Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:11Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:08Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:07Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:06Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:05Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:01Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:00Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:59Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:58Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:57Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:54Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:53Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:48Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:47Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:45Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:42Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:41Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:39Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:37Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:34Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:33Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:32Caption #674

Board [Post Message]

There are 33 messages for this day.
<Mark> LOL .. love it Mort, love it ..
<mypalmike> Nice!
<Severian> He's investigating the wrong area, they're not in Saddam's pants.
Q: Where did Saddam hide his armies?
A: In his little sleevies.
<Kumiho> um... Mort, was there suppose to be a theme today?
<guyPaulo> Today is "Normal Day."
<Mort> We already had a theme this week, the theme day will be next Thursday.
6 alternative captions? Are you all asleep?
<Hysterical Woman> Could you make some easy acess archive, Mort?
<ElvisThePelvis> I would rather throw out the 40 oz. (R0X0RZ) rating now that Teh New Sexy. It just looks cooler.
<Kumiho> Wait I'm confused - you want to dump the old teh New Sexy for the bottle o'f beer?
<mypalmike> Oh! I thought that was a "thumb's up", with some sort of bright light shining on the thumb!
<mypalmike> Maybe for "bad 'n' sad", the monkie could be pouring a 40.
<mypalmike> Oh, one more thing. I always thought the "thumb's up" was actually the monkie pleasuring another monkie.
<mypalmike> Oh, and another thing. (I promise to shut up now.) The voting guide could explain that "WTF" stands for "Why's That Funny?", which is of course what it stands for.
<mypalmike> Or "Where's Teh Funny?"
<ElvisThePelvis> I think the 40 oz. is the best compliment followed by teh new sexy
<Mort> It's an old english phrase standing for "Wash thy foot", in reference to making sure you have a clean foot before placing it in your mouth.
<obtuse> The white on the new icons seems almost too bright, IMO.
<Lauren> I thought WTF = Where's teh feeb?
<mypalmike> I'm going to start saying "Wash Thy Foot" to people.
<mypalmike> Interesting... If you google for phrases with "thy" in them, you inevitably get bible verses and old poetry.
<Mort> Wash thy foot, would Jesus do?

Obtuse: on the wtf and comment ones, or the bottle too?

<obtuse> Ehn. You could probably leave the bottle alone, so it doesn't get mistaken for a thumbs-up again.

It's all about the contrast; and with a dark background the white really jumps out.

<Mort> I agree. That's why I changed the comment from being a solid white bubble. I will fix it from home when I have access to photoshop again.
<Bridgette> Wash thy foot. Vicar!
<Doctor Collin> Nun please wash that man's feet.
<Sister Mary Margerine> Let us try one of these new foot baths then...
<Hoppity Frog> Bidet! Bidet!
<morticia> 
I am bored bored bored at work...
:(
<Mort> Aww, lets think what you can do.
<bolsach> I'm bored too. Misses out. Nowt on tele. Going to bobo's. Nos da pawb.
<yoyology> I am all alone. :-(
<Carol> We are all alone.
...www.bartleby.com...
<superman> I love the penis in my asshole


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post