[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/24/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Even though the sky is now full of "star wars" style satellites with fricking powerful lasers, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld was still worried.

He wanted to sink his claws into the sleeping tiger of North Korea,

and continue his personal quest to find Weapons of Mass Destruction.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 153 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:00Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:59Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:58Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:57Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:56Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:55Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:54Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:53Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:52Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:51Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:50Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:49Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:48Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:47Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:46Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:45Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:44Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:43Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:42Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:41Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:40Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:39Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:38Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:37Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:36Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:35Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:34Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:33Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:32Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:31Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:30Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:29Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:28Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:27Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:26Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:25Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:24Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:23Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:22Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:21Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:20Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:19Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:18Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:17Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:16Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:15Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:14Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:13Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:12Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:11Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:10Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:09Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:08Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:07Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:06Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:05Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:04Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:03Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:02Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:01Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:00Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:59Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:58Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:57Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:56Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:55Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:54Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:52Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:51Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:50Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:49Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:48Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:47Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:46Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:45Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:44Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:43Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:42Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:41Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:40Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:39Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:38Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:37Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:36Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:35Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:34Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:33Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:32Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:31Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:30Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:29Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:28Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:27Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:26Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:25Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:24Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:23Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:22Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:21Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:20Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:19Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:18Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:17Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:16Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:15Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:14Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:13Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:12Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:11Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:10Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:09Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:08Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:07Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:06Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:05Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:04Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:03Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:02Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:01Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:00Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:59Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:58Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:57Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:56Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:55Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:54Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:53Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:52Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:51Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:50Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:49Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:48Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:47Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:46Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:45Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:44Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:43Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:42Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:41Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:40Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:39Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:38Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:37Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:36Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:35Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:34Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:33Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:32Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:31Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:30Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:29Caption #214

Board [Post Message]


There are 33 messages for this day.
<Mark> LOL .. love it Mort, love it ..
<mypalmike> Nice!
<Severian> He's investigating the wrong area, they're not in Saddam's pants.
Q: Where did Saddam hide his armies?
A: In his little sleevies.
<Kumiho> um... Mort, was there suppose to be a theme today?
<guyPaulo> Today is "Normal Day."
<Mort> We already had a theme this week, the theme day will be next Thursday.
6 alternative captions? Are you all asleep?
<Hysterical Woman> Could you make some easy acess archive, Mort?
<ElvisThePelvis> I would rather throw out the 40 oz. (R0X0RZ) rating now that Teh New Sexy. It just looks cooler.
<Kumiho> Wait I'm confused - you want to dump the old teh New Sexy for the bottle o'f beer?
<mypalmike> Oh! I thought that was a "thumb's up", with some sort of bright light shining on the thumb!
<mypalmike> Maybe for "bad 'n' sad", the monkie could be pouring a 40.
<mypalmike> Oh, one more thing. I always thought the "thumb's up" was actually the monkie pleasuring another monkie.
<mypalmike> Oh, and another thing. (I promise to shut up now.) The voting guide could explain that "WTF" stands for "Why's That Funny?", which is of course what it stands for.
<mypalmike> Or "Where's Teh Funny?"
<ElvisThePelvis> I think the 40 oz. is the best compliment followed by teh new sexy
<Mort> It's an old english phrase standing for "Wash thy foot", in reference to making sure you have a clean foot before placing it in your mouth.
<obtuse> The white on the new icons seems almost too bright, IMO.
<Lauren> I thought WTF = Where's teh feeb?
<mypalmike> I'm going to start saying "Wash Thy Foot" to people.
<mypalmike> Interesting... If you google for phrases with "thy" in them, you inevitably get bible verses and old poetry.
<Mort> Wash thy foot, would Jesus do?

Obtuse: on the wtf and comment ones, or the bottle too?

<obtuse> Ehn. You could probably leave the bottle alone, so it doesn't get mistaken for a thumbs-up again.

It's all about the contrast; and with a dark background the white really jumps out.

<Mort> I agree. That's why I changed the comment from being a solid white bubble. I will fix it from home when I have access to photoshop again.
<Bridgette> Wash thy foot. Vicar!
<Doctor Collin> Nun please wash that man's feet.
<Sister Mary Margerine> Let us try one of these new foot baths then...
<Hoppity Frog> Bidet! Bidet!
<morticia> 
I am bored bored bored at work...
:(
<Mort> Aww, lets think what you can do.
<bolsach> I'm bored too. Misses out. Nowt on tele. Going to bobo's. Nos da pawb.
<yoyology> I am all alone. :-(
<Carol> We are all alone.
...www.bartleby.com...
<superman> I love the penis in my asshole


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post