[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/24/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Even though the sky is now full of "star wars" style satellites with fricking powerful lasers, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld was still worried.

He wanted to sink his claws into the sleeping tiger of North Korea,

and continue his personal quest to find Weapons of Mass Destruction.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 322 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:52:00Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:59Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:58Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:57Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:56Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:55Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:53Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:52Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:49Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:48Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:46Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:45Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:43Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:42Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:41Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:37Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:34Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:33Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:31Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:30Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:29Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:25Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:21Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:19Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:17Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:15Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:13Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:12Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:11Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:10Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:09Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:08Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:07Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:06Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:05Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:04Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:03Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:02Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:01Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker02:51:00Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:58Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:57Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:56Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:55Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:54Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:53Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:52Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:51Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:49Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:48Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:47Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:45Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:41Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:40Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:37Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:35Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:34Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:33Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:32Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:29Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:27Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:25Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:24Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:21Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:19Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:17Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:13Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:09Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:07Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:06Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:05Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:03Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:02Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker02:50:01Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:59Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:58Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:57Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:55Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:53Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:52Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:50Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:49Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:48Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:45Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:43Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:41Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:37Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:35Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:33Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:32Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:30Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:29Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:28Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:27Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:26Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:25Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:22Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:21Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:19Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:18Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:17Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:13Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:12Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:10Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:09Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:07Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:02Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker02:49:01Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:57Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:54Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:53Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:52Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:49Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:47Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:46Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:42Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:41Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:40Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:38Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:37Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:36Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:35Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:34Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:33Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:31Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:30Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:29Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:26Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:22Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:21Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:19Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:17Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:13Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:12Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:10Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:09Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:08Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:07Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:06Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:05Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:01Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:59Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:57Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:54Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:53Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:49Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:46Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:44Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:41Caption #-71
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:40Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:38Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:37Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:35Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:34Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:33Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:32Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:31Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:29Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:26Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:24Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:21Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:17Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:16Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:14Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:13Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:10Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:08Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:07Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:05Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:03Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:01Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:59Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:58Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:55Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:50Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:49Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:48Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:45Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:44Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:43Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:40Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:39Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:38Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:34Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:34Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:31Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:30Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:26Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:25Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:21Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:19Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:15Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:14Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:09Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:08Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:05Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:04Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:03Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:02Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:57Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:55Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:53Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:50Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:48Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:45Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:44Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:43Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:42Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:40Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:37Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:34Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:33Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:31Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:30Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:29Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:28Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:25Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:22Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:21Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:19Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:16Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:15Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:13Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:10Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:08Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:06Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:05Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:03Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:02Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:57Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:56Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:55Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:54Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:52Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:49Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:47Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:46Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:44Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:42Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:41Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:39Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:38Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:34Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:33Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:31Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:30Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:28Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:27Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:22Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:21Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:20Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:18Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:15Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:11Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:09Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:08Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:06Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:05Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:04Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:03Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:00Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:58Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:55Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:54Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:53Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:52Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:51Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:50Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:47Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:45Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:44Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:42Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:41Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:39Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:35Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:30Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:30Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:28Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:26Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:24Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:22Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:21Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:19Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:14Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:13Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:10Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:07Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:06Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:05Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:03Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:02Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:59Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:54Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:53Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:50Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:47Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:44Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:43Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:42Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:40Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:39Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:38Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:37Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:35Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:34Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:33Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:31Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:27Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:26Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:24Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:23Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:22Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:17Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:15Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:09Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:06Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:02Caption #886

Board [Post Message]


There are 33 messages for this day.
<Mark> LOL .. love it Mort, love it ..
<mypalmike> Nice!
<Severian> He's investigating the wrong area, they're not in Saddam's pants.
Q: Where did Saddam hide his armies?
A: In his little sleevies.
<Kumiho> um... Mort, was there suppose to be a theme today?
<guyPaulo> Today is "Normal Day."
<Mort> We already had a theme this week, the theme day will be next Thursday.
6 alternative captions? Are you all asleep?
<Hysterical Woman> Could you make some easy acess archive, Mort?
<ElvisThePelvis> I would rather throw out the 40 oz. (R0X0RZ) rating now that Teh New Sexy. It just looks cooler.
<Kumiho> Wait I'm confused - you want to dump the old teh New Sexy for the bottle o'f beer?
<mypalmike> Oh! I thought that was a "thumb's up", with some sort of bright light shining on the thumb!
<mypalmike> Maybe for "bad 'n' sad", the monkie could be pouring a 40.
<mypalmike> Oh, one more thing. I always thought the "thumb's up" was actually the monkie pleasuring another monkie.
<mypalmike> Oh, and another thing. (I promise to shut up now.) The voting guide could explain that "WTF" stands for "Why's That Funny?", which is of course what it stands for.
<mypalmike> Or "Where's Teh Funny?"
<ElvisThePelvis> I think the 40 oz. is the best compliment followed by teh new sexy
<Mort> It's an old english phrase standing for "Wash thy foot", in reference to making sure you have a clean foot before placing it in your mouth.
<obtuse> The white on the new icons seems almost too bright, IMO.
<Lauren> I thought WTF = Where's teh feeb?
<mypalmike> I'm going to start saying "Wash Thy Foot" to people.
<mypalmike> Interesting... If you google for phrases with "thy" in them, you inevitably get bible verses and old poetry.
<Mort> Wash thy foot, would Jesus do?

Obtuse: on the wtf and comment ones, or the bottle too?

<obtuse> Ehn. You could probably leave the bottle alone, so it doesn't get mistaken for a thumbs-up again.

It's all about the contrast; and with a dark background the white really jumps out.

<Mort> I agree. That's why I changed the comment from being a solid white bubble. I will fix it from home when I have access to photoshop again.
<Bridgette> Wash thy foot. Vicar!
<Doctor Collin> Nun please wash that man's feet.
<Sister Mary Margerine> Let us try one of these new foot baths then...
<Hoppity Frog> Bidet! Bidet!
<morticia> 
I am bored bored bored at work...
:(
<Mort> Aww, lets think what you can do.
<bolsach> I'm bored too. Misses out. Nowt on tele. Going to bobo's. Nos da pawb.
<yoyology> I am all alone. :-(
<Carol> We are all alone.
...www.bartleby.com...
<superman> I love the penis in my asshole


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post