[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/24/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Even though the sky is now full of "star wars" style satellites with fricking powerful lasers, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld was still worried.

He wanted to sink his claws into the sleeping tiger of North Korea,

and continue his personal quest to find Weapons of Mass Destruction.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 251 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:52Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:45Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:44Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:43Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:42Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:39Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:38Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:33Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:29Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:24Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:19Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:18Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:14Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:13Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:09Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:08Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:07Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:04Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:58Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:55Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:54Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:49Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:48Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:45Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:43Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:42Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:40Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:38Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:34Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:33Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:30Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:28Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:24Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:23Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:18Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:16Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:14Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:13Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:09Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:07Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:06Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:04Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:03Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:59Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:57Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:54Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:53Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:44Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:39Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:38Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:35Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:34Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:33Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:32Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:29Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:24Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:23Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:22Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:20Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:19Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:18Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:16Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:15Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:14Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:10Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:09Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:07Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:06Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:05Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:04Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:03Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:02Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:59Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:58Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:56Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:54Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:52Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:50Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:41Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:39Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:34Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:33Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:32Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:31Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:30Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:29Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:28Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:26Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:23Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:16Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:11Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:08Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:04Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:02Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:01Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:00Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:57Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:56Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:55Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:54Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:47Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:46Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:45Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:44Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:43Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:42Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:41Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:30Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:28Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:27Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:26Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:20Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:19Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:18Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:17Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:12Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:11Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:10Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:09Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:04Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:01Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:00Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:59Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:58Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:54Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:53Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:48Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:47Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:46Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:44Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:43Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:42Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:39Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:38Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:37Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:36Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:35Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:34Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:33Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:32Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:31Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:30Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:26Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:22Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:18Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:14Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:13Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:01Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:53Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:47Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:46Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:40Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:37Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:30Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:27Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:20Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:19Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:48Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:39Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:29Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:23Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:17Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:16Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:11Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:08Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:04Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:59Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:58Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:55Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:53Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:49Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:44Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:42Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:36Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:29Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:28Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:27Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:26Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:25Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:20Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:19Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:18Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:17Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:16Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:14Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:11Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:10Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:09Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:08Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:07Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:06Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:03Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:02Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:01Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:59Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:58Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:57Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:56Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:55Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:54Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:53Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:51Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:50Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:49Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:48Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:47Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:46Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:45Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:44Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:43Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:41Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:39Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:38Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:37Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:35Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:34Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:33Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:30Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:29Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:26Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:23Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:22Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:21Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:20Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:19Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:18Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:17Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:16Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:15Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:14Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:13Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:12Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:09Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:06Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:05Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:04Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:03Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:02Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:01Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker17:27:00Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:59Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:58Caption #990
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:57Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:56Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:55Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:54Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:26:53Caption #183

Board [Post Message]


There are 33 messages for this day.
<Mark> LOL .. love it Mort, love it ..
<mypalmike> Nice!
<Severian> He's investigating the wrong area, they're not in Saddam's pants.
Q: Where did Saddam hide his armies?
A: In his little sleevies.
<Kumiho> um... Mort, was there suppose to be a theme today?
<guyPaulo> Today is "Normal Day."
<Mort> We already had a theme this week, the theme day will be next Thursday.
6 alternative captions? Are you all asleep?
<Hysterical Woman> Could you make some easy acess archive, Mort?
<ElvisThePelvis> I would rather throw out the 40 oz. (R0X0RZ) rating now that Teh New Sexy. It just looks cooler.
<Kumiho> Wait I'm confused - you want to dump the old teh New Sexy for the bottle o'f beer?
<mypalmike> Oh! I thought that was a "thumb's up", with some sort of bright light shining on the thumb!
<mypalmike> Maybe for "bad 'n' sad", the monkie could be pouring a 40.
<mypalmike> Oh, one more thing. I always thought the "thumb's up" was actually the monkie pleasuring another monkie.
<mypalmike> Oh, and another thing. (I promise to shut up now.) The voting guide could explain that "WTF" stands for "Why's That Funny?", which is of course what it stands for.
<mypalmike> Or "Where's Teh Funny?"
<ElvisThePelvis> I think the 40 oz. is the best compliment followed by teh new sexy
<Mort> It's an old english phrase standing for "Wash thy foot", in reference to making sure you have a clean foot before placing it in your mouth.
<obtuse> The white on the new icons seems almost too bright, IMO.
<Lauren> I thought WTF = Where's teh feeb?
<mypalmike> I'm going to start saying "Wash Thy Foot" to people.
<mypalmike> Interesting... If you google for phrases with "thy" in them, you inevitably get bible verses and old poetry.
<Mort> Wash thy foot, would Jesus do?

Obtuse: on the wtf and comment ones, or the bottle too?

<obtuse> Ehn. You could probably leave the bottle alone, so it doesn't get mistaken for a thumbs-up again.

It's all about the contrast; and with a dark background the white really jumps out.

<Mort> I agree. That's why I changed the comment from being a solid white bubble. I will fix it from home when I have access to photoshop again.
<Bridgette> Wash thy foot. Vicar!
<Doctor Collin> Nun please wash that man's feet.
<Sister Mary Margerine> Let us try one of these new foot baths then...
<Hoppity Frog> Bidet! Bidet!
<morticia> 
I am bored bored bored at work...
:(
<Mort> Aww, lets think what you can do.
<bolsach> I'm bored too. Misses out. Nowt on tele. Going to bobo's. Nos da pawb.
<yoyology> I am all alone. :-(
<Carol> We are all alone.
...www.bartleby.com...
<superman> I love the penis in my asshole


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post