Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 03/24/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Even though the sky is now full of "star wars" style satellites with fricking powerful lasers, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld was still worried.

He wanted to sink his claws into the sleeping tiger of North Korea,

and continue his personal quest to find Weapons of Mass Destruction.

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 310 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:22 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:21 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:20 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:19 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:18 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:17 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:14 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:13 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:12 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:11 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:10 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:08 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:07 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:05 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:04 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:02 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:53:01 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:58 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:57 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:53 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:52 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:49 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:43 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:40 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:39 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:37 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:35 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:32 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:31 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:29 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:28 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:27 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:24 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:23 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:22 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:20 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:16 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:14 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:12 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:10 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:09 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:08 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:07 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:04 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:52:00 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:59 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:58 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:56 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:54 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:53 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:48 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:46 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:45 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:42 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:40 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:37 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:32 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:28 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:26 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:24 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:23 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:22 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:20 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:19 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:17 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:14 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:13 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:12 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:09 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:06 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:04 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:01 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:00 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:59 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:58 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:57 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:56 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:55 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:52 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:47 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:44 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:43 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:42 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:39 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:38 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:37 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:33 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:31 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:29 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:28 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:26 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:25 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:23 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:22 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:21 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:20 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:17 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:15 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:13 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:11 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:09 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:06 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:05 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:04 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:01 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:50:00 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:57 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:56 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:55 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:52 Caption #924

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:51 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:50 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:49 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:48 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:46 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:45 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:41 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:40 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:38 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:37 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:35 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:34 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:32 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:30 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:29 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:26 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:25 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:22 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:21 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:20 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:18 Caption #925

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:17 Caption #898

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:16 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:15 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:13 Caption #917

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:11 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:09 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:05 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:04 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:01 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:49:00 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:59 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:56 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:55 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:54 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:53 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:49 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:48 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:46 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:41 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:40 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:39 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:38 Caption #-85

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:35 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:32 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:28 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:27 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:25 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:24 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:21 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:19 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:18 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:17 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:15 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:13 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:11 Caption #917

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:09 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:07 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:05 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:04 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:03 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:01 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:00 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:59 Caption #-40

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:56 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:54 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:52 Caption #921

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:51 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:50 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:45 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:44 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:43 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:39 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:38 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:37 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:35 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:32 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:29 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:25 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:24 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:22 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:20 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:19 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:17 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:15 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:12 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:09 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:05 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:04 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:59 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:57 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:55 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:53 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:51 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:49 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:48 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:44 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:43 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:42 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:41 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:40 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:39 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:36 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:33 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:32 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:29 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:27 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:25 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:20 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:17 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:14 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:12 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:01 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:56 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:49 Caption #898

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:48 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:46 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:45 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:44 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:41 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:39 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:35 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:30 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:29 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:26 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:25 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:19 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:14 Caption #-42

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:13 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:12 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:11 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:10 Caption #-18

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:09 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:08 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:07 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:05 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:04 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:03 Caption #827

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:02 Caption #-33

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:01 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:00 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:59 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:58 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:56 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:55 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:54 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:49 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:47 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:44 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:43 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:42 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:41 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:40 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:39 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:38 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:37 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:36 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:35 Caption #-64

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:34 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:33 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:32 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:31 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:30 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:29 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:28 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:27 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:26 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:25 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:24 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:23 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:22 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:21 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:20 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:19 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:17 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:15 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:14 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:13 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:09 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:05 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:59 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:58 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:54 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:51 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:49 Caption #938

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:48 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:47 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:46 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:45 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:44 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:43 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:42 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:41 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:40 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:38 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:37 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:30 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:29 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:26 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:22 Caption #666

Board

[Post Message]

There are 33 messages for this day.

<Mark> LOL .. love it Mort, love it ..

<mypalmike> Nice!

<Severian> He's investigating the wrong area, they're not in Saddam's pants.
Q: Where did Saddam hide his armies?
A: In his little sleevies.

<Kumiho> um... Mort, was there suppose to be a theme today?

<guyPaulo> Today is "Normal Day."

<Mort> We already had a theme this week, the theme day will be next Thursday.
6 alternative captions? Are you all asleep?

<Hysterical Woman> Could you make some easy acess archive, Mort?

<ElvisThePelvis> I would rather throw out the 40 oz. (R0X0RZ) rating now that Teh New Sexy. It just looks cooler.

<Kumiho> Wait I'm confused - you want to dump the old teh New Sexy for the bottle o'f beer?

<mypalmike> Oh! I thought that was a "thumb's up", with some sort of bright light shining on the thumb!

<mypalmike> Maybe for "bad 'n' sad", the monkie could be pouring a 40.

<mypalmike> Oh, one more thing. I always thought the "thumb's up" was actually the monkie pleasuring another monkie.

<mypalmike> Oh, and another thing. (I promise to shut up now.) The voting guide could explain that "WTF" stands for "Why's That Funny?", which is of course what it stands for.

<mypalmike> Or "Where's Teh Funny?"

<ElvisThePelvis> I think the 40 oz. is the best compliment followed by teh new sexy

<Mort> It's an old english phrase standing for "Wash thy foot", in reference to making sure you have a clean foot before placing it in your mouth.

<obtuse> The white on the new icons seems almost too bright, IMO.

<Lauren> I thought WTF = Where's teh feeb?

<mypalmike> I'm going to start saying "Wash Thy Foot" to people.

<mypalmike> Interesting... If you google for phrases with "thy" in them, you inevitably get bible verses and old poetry.

<Mort> Wash thy foot, would Jesus do?

Obtuse: on the wtf and comment ones, or the bottle too?

<obtuse> Ehn. You could probably leave the bottle alone, so it doesn't get mistaken for a thumbs-up again.

It's all about the contrast; and with a dark background the white really jumps out.

<Mort> I agree. That's why I changed the comment from being a solid white bubble. I will fix it from home when I have access to photoshop again.

<Bridgette> Wash thy foot. Vicar!

<Doctor Collin> Nun please wash that man's feet.

<Sister Mary Margerine> Let us try one of these new foot baths then...

<Hoppity Frog> Bidet! Bidet!

<morticia>
I am bored bored bored at work...
:(

<Mort> Aww, lets think what you can do.

<bolsach> I'm bored too. Misses out. Nowt on tele. Going to bobo's. Nos da pawb.

<yoyology> I am all alone. :-(

<Carol> We are all alone.
...www.bartleby.com...

<superman> I love the penis in my asshole

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post