[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/25/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Master Dinkie, bastard son of Miss Twinkles, detested the creepy movements of flightless birds.

He sent forth Baroness "Hate Skate" Cohen to do his dirty work.

The penguins didn't have a chance.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 325 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:20Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:19Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:18Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:17Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:16Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:15Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:14Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:13Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:12Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:08Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:07Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:05Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:04Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker23:38:00Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:52Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:50Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:49Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:48Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:44Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:41Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:40Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:39Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:36Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:33Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:32Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:30Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:25Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:24Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:22Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:21Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:16Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:15Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:14Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:12Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:10Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:09Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:08Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:05Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker23:37:00Caption #-69
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:56Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:54Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:53Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:52Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:48Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:46Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:44Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:41Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:40Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:39Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:38Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:37Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:34Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:33Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:32Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:31Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:29Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:28Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:27Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:25Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:24Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:20Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:18Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:17Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:16Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:15Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:14Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:13Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:12Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:10Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:09Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:08Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:06Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:05Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:04Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:03Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:01Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker23:36:00Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:57Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:56Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:55Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:54Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:52Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:48Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:47Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:45Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:43Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:42Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:40Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:38Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:37Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:36Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:34Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:32Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:31Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:28Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:26Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:25Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:24Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:23Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:21Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:20Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:16Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:15Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:14Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:12Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:11Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:10Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:09Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:08Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:06Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:05Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:04Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker23:35:00Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:59Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:56Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:55Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:54Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:52Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:51Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:50Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:49Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:48Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:46Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:44Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:40Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:39Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:36Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:34Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:30Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:29Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:28Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:26Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:25Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:24Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:23Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:22Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:20Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:19Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:17Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:16Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:15Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:13Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:12Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:08Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:06Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:04Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:02Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker23:34:00Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:57Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:56Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:55Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:52Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:51Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:48Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:46Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:45Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:44Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:42Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:40Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:36Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:35Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:34Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:32Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:30Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:29Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:28Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:25Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:24Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:22Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:20Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:19Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:18Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:17Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:16Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:14Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:13Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:12Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:11Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:10Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:09Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:08Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:07Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:06Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:04Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker23:33:00Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:58Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:57Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:56Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:55Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:54Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:53Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:52Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:51Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:50Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:49Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:48Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:44Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:40Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:36Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:35Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:33Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:29Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:28Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:27Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:26Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:24Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:22Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:21Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:20Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:16Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:13Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:12Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:10Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:09Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:08Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:04Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker23:32:00Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:59Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:57Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:56Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:53Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:51Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:50Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:49Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:48Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:44Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:43Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:40Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:38Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:36Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:32Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:28Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:26Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:24Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:20Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:17Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:16Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:15Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:12Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:11Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:05Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:04Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker23:31:01Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:59Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:58Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:56Caption #991
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:53Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:52Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:51Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:48Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:44Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:43Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:42Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:40Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:39Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:38Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:37Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:36Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:34Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:32Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:28Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:24Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:21Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:20Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:16Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:12Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:10Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:08Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:06Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:04Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:02Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker23:30:00Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:58Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:57Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:56Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:55Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:52Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:49Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:48Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:45Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:44Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:41Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:40Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:39Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:37Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:36Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:35Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:34Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:33Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:32Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:29Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:27Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:24Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:23Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:20Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:16Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:14Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:12Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:08Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:06Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:05Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:01Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker23:29:00Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:56Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:52Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:49Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:48Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:45Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:44Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:43Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:40Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:37Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:36Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:32Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:29Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:28Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:25Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:24Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:22Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker23:28:21Caption #824

Board [Post Message]

Absolute truths, circa 1997


The number of people that die of potato related deaths in Russia per year is higher than the population of Denmark.

The average internet user has 68% less chance of being in a relationship than other people who do not use the internet.

Most people believe that Tuesday is the longest day of the week and Wednesday is the most common day for concieving children.

The spatula was origianlly created as a highly useful torture device in medieval Belgium.

The Oroca Indians of South America are currently the most accomplished human taxidermist.

The common domestic ferret was the first cavity searching device developed by the spanish inquisition.

The average full grown everglades Alligator can consume up to 7 humans in one meal.

Gorillas have enormous nostrils because of large fingers.

The average watch is 18 minutes slow.

The number of people run over by buses in Britain last year is equal to the number of people killed by telephones in Mexico.

Shakespeare was a mutton cook while writing his most famous plays.

Buckingham palace was built on the site of a hamster breeding farm.

The average man breathes 108 times during sex, the average woman breathes 68 times.

The average internet user spends 42% of the time waiting while online.

somewhere.com is the most asked for internet domain.

Norwegian Females are on average 6 inches taller than the average male.

The deep blue Puffer fish can suck harder than the average vacuume cleaner.

The average time to eating is 2 hours and 15 minutes, ie too long.

The last time a human was killed by a penguin was in 1978, his name was Norman "skip" Kriugs.

94% of female Austrians have never seen a men's urinal.

The Pope is required by medieval church canon law to shave his body hair once a year.

It is has been scientifically proved that hair loss is linked to snoring.


There are 18 messages for this day.
<jordie3> No way.
<Popeshaver> I am sorry but the penultimate rumor is true. So sadly true...*sobs*
<Lauren> Tuesday IS the longest day of the week and 42% hourglassing seems about right to me for internet use (but I still use a dial-up connection). Last night I had the opportunity to monitor my own breathing and that of my partner and can tell you that #13 has to be wrong. Although I lost count somewhere around 2,000, I was definitely ahead at that point. The rest seem pretty unrealistic, and I wouldn't have believed them if Popeshaver hadn't confirmed the next to last.
<guyPaulo> Here's an interesting tidbit. The average respitory rate for adults is 12-18 breaths per minute. If you assume twice that rate for sex (24-36, average is 30), then 108/30= 3 minutes 36 seconds is the average time for the average man to have sex.
<Hysterical Woman> 86% percent of people blindly believe in any stats, no matter what the source.
<Jellyloo> 'Stinkopated' is not a word but I think it should be. 96% of doctors agree.
<Mort> What would it mean Jellyloo dear?
<Kumiho> Funny I was sure this photo would make it on today's three pictures.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
I mean, after bottles of 40oz being passed around, it seemed natural.
Or are you forbiding any more monkey pix, Mort?
<Jellyloo> Stinkopated: To suffer a short loss of consciousness due to bad smells?
<guyPaulo> Hopefully, that monkie pic will be saved for the next "Meta Day."
<Mort> I actually can't smell right now, damn allergies.

I didn't even see the monkie pic when I chose the images last night. I hope it does stay for meta day.

<mypalmike> You can smell, and you do.
<Starbug> Over one's lifetime, the average person will eat eight spiders while sleeping.
<guyPaulo> It's saterday night and I'm lit! WHOOOOHH!!!
<Carol> It's Sunday morning, how ya doing now? Did you enjoy the spiders?
Also: mypalmike is giving me bratty-brother flashbacks.
<Mort> I was rudely woken up by the sheriffs' department charity fund asking for donations. My religious beliefs forbid me to give money to anyone who wakes me up while other people are in church.
I mean if you can't enjoy sleeping in on Sunday while others are sitting uncomfortably getting sermon'D to, then where's the fun in being atheist?
<obtuse> 
<obtuse> Er. I was going to scold guy for doing the web-equivalent of drunk-dialing, but I'm probably in much the same state right now. Hence the double post. Peace out, granola dome.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post