[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/25/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Master Dinkie, bastard son of Miss Twinkles, detested the creepy movements of flightless birds.

He sent forth Baroness "Hate Skate" Cohen to do his dirty work.

The penguins didn't have a chance.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 367 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:48Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:47Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:46Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:45Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:44Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:43Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:42Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:41Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:40Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:39Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:38Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:37Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:36Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:35Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:33Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:32Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:29Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:23Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:22Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:19Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:15Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:13Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:11Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:10Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:08Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:05Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker01:23:03Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:57Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:56Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:54Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:53Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:52Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:47Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:45Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:44Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:42Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:41Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:39Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:38Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:36Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:32Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:31Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:30Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:29Caption #-56
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:28Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:27Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:26Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:25Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:24Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:23Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:22Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:21Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:20Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:19Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:18Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:15Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:14Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:12Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:11Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:10Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:09Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:08Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:07Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:05Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:04Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:00Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:59Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:54Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:53Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:52Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:51Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:49Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:48Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:47Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:46Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:45Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:44Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:43Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:42Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:41Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:40Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:39Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:38Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:36Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:35Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:32Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:31Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:30Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:29Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:24Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:22Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:21Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:17Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:16Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:15Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:12Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:11Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:10Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:08Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:07Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:03Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:00Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:59Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:57Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:56Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:55Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:54Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:52Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:51Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:50Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:49Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:48Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:46Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:44Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:42Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:41Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:40Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:39Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:38Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:34Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:33Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:32Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:30Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:28Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:25Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:24Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:23Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:22Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:21Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:19Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:18Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:16Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:15Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:14Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:13Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:12Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:11Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:09Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:08Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:07Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:06Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:05Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:04Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:03Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:02Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:01Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:00Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:59Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:58Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:57Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:56Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:53Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:52Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:50Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:48Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:47Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:45Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:44Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:42Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:40Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:39Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:37Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:36Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:35Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:34Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:31Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:30Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:27Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:25Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:24Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:19Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:18Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:17Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:16Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:15Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:14Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:13Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:12Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:11Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:10Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:07Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:04Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:03Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:00Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:59Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:55Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:53Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:52Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:50Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:49Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:48Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:47Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:46Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:43Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:41Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:40Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:39Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:38Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:35Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:32Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:31Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:30Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:29Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:26Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:25Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:22Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:20Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:19Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:16Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:11Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:10Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:09Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:07Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:06Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:05Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:01Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:00Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:59Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:55Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:52Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:51Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:48Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:47Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:44Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:43Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:42Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:40Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:39Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:35Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:34Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:33Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:31Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:29Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:28Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:25Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:24Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:22Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:21Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:20Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:15Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:14Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:12Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:11Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:10Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:09Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:08Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:05Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:04Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:03Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:02Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:01Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:00Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:59Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:57Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:56Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:55Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:54Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:52Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:51Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:48Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:47Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:44Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:42Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:41Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:40Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:39Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:38Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:37Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:36Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:35Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:34Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:33Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:32Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:30Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:27Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:25Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:24Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:23Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:21Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:20Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:19Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:15Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:14Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:13Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:12Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:11Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:09Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:08Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:05Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:04Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:03Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:01Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:56Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:55Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:54Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:52Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:48Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:47Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:45Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:41Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:39Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:36Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:35Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:31Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:28Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:27Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:25Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:19Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:18Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:12Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:11Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:09Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:05Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:04Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:00Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:59Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:58Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:57Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:56Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:52Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:49Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:48Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:45Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:43Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:42Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:40Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:39Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:38Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:37Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:36Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:35Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:33Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:32Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:31Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:30Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:29Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:28Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:27Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:25Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:24Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:23Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:22Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:21Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:20Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:19Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:18Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:17Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:16Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:15Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:13Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:12Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:11Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:09Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:08Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:03Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:02Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:01Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:00Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:59Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:58Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:56Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:55Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:51Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:50Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:49Caption #821

Board [Post Message]

Absolute truths, circa 1997


The number of people that die of potato related deaths in Russia per year is higher than the population of Denmark.

The average internet user has 68% less chance of being in a relationship than other people who do not use the internet.

Most people believe that Tuesday is the longest day of the week and Wednesday is the most common day for concieving children.

The spatula was origianlly created as a highly useful torture device in medieval Belgium.

The Oroca Indians of South America are currently the most accomplished human taxidermist.

The common domestic ferret was the first cavity searching device developed by the spanish inquisition.

The average full grown everglades Alligator can consume up to 7 humans in one meal.

Gorillas have enormous nostrils because of large fingers.

The average watch is 18 minutes slow.

The number of people run over by buses in Britain last year is equal to the number of people killed by telephones in Mexico.

Shakespeare was a mutton cook while writing his most famous plays.

Buckingham palace was built on the site of a hamster breeding farm.

The average man breathes 108 times during sex, the average woman breathes 68 times.

The average internet user spends 42% of the time waiting while online.

somewhere.com is the most asked for internet domain.

Norwegian Females are on average 6 inches taller than the average male.

The deep blue Puffer fish can suck harder than the average vacuume cleaner.

The average time to eating is 2 hours and 15 minutes, ie too long.

The last time a human was killed by a penguin was in 1978, his name was Norman "skip" Kriugs.

94% of female Austrians have never seen a men's urinal.

The Pope is required by medieval church canon law to shave his body hair once a year.

It is has been scientifically proved that hair loss is linked to snoring.


There are 18 messages for this day.
<jordie3> No way.
<Popeshaver> I am sorry but the penultimate rumor is true. So sadly true...*sobs*
<Lauren> Tuesday IS the longest day of the week and 42% hourglassing seems about right to me for internet use (but I still use a dial-up connection). Last night I had the opportunity to monitor my own breathing and that of my partner and can tell you that #13 has to be wrong. Although I lost count somewhere around 2,000, I was definitely ahead at that point. The rest seem pretty unrealistic, and I wouldn't have believed them if Popeshaver hadn't confirmed the next to last.
<guyPaulo> Here's an interesting tidbit. The average respitory rate for adults is 12-18 breaths per minute. If you assume twice that rate for sex (24-36, average is 30), then 108/30= 3 minutes 36 seconds is the average time for the average man to have sex.
<Hysterical Woman> 86% percent of people blindly believe in any stats, no matter what the source.
<Jellyloo> 'Stinkopated' is not a word but I think it should be. 96% of doctors agree.
<Mort> What would it mean Jellyloo dear?
<Kumiho> Funny I was sure this photo would make it on today's three pictures.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
I mean, after bottles of 40oz being passed around, it seemed natural.
Or are you forbiding any more monkey pix, Mort?
<Jellyloo> Stinkopated: To suffer a short loss of consciousness due to bad smells?
<guyPaulo> Hopefully, that monkie pic will be saved for the next "Meta Day."
<Mort> I actually can't smell right now, damn allergies.

I didn't even see the monkie pic when I chose the images last night. I hope it does stay for meta day.

<mypalmike> You can smell, and you do.
<Starbug> Over one's lifetime, the average person will eat eight spiders while sleeping.
<guyPaulo> It's saterday night and I'm lit! WHOOOOHH!!!
<Carol> It's Sunday morning, how ya doing now? Did you enjoy the spiders?
Also: mypalmike is giving me bratty-brother flashbacks.
<Mort> I was rudely woken up by the sheriffs' department charity fund asking for donations. My religious beliefs forbid me to give money to anyone who wakes me up while other people are in church.
I mean if you can't enjoy sleeping in on Sunday while others are sitting uncomfortably getting sermon'D to, then where's the fun in being atheist?
<obtuse> 
<obtuse> Er. I was going to scold guy for doing the web-equivalent of drunk-dialing, but I'm probably in much the same state right now. Hence the double post. Peace out, granola dome.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post