[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/25/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Master Dinkie, bastard son of Miss Twinkles, detested the creepy movements of flightless birds.

He sent forth Baroness "Hate Skate" Cohen to do his dirty work.

The penguins didn't have a chance.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 271 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:29Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:28Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:27Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:26Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:25Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:24Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:23Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:22Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:21Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:20Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:18Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:17Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:16Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:15Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:14Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:13Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:12Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:11Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:10Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:09Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:08Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:07Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:06Caption #-52
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:04Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:03Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:02Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:01Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:59Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:58Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:57Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:53Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:51Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:47Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:45Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:44Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:40Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:38Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:37Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:36Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:35Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:32Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:30Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:29Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:28Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:25Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:24Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:23Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:22Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:21Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:20Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:19Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:15Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:11Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:10Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:09Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:08Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:07Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:06Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:03Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:59Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:55Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:53Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:52Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:51Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:47Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:46Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:44Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:41Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:39Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:38Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:36Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:35Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:34Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:29Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:28Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:24Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:23Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:21Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:19Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:18Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:16Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:15Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:14Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:12Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:11Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:10Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:08Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:07Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:06Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:05Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:04Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:02Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:00Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:59Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:57Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:56Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:55Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:53Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:52Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:51Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:50Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:47Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:43Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:42Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:40Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:39Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:38Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:37Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:36Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:35Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:34Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:31Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:29Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:28Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:26Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:24Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:23Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:20Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:19Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:17Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:11Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:07Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:05Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:04Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:03Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:01Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:00Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:59Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:58Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:55Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:51Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:47Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:46Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:45Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:44Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:43Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:41Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:39Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:35Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:33Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:30Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:29Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:28Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:27Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:26Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:25Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:22Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:21Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:20Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:19Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:17Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:16Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:11Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:09Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:08Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:07Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:06Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:05Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:03Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:01Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:00Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:59Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:58Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:57Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:56Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:55Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:53Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:52Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:51Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:50Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:46Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:45Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:43Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:40Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:39Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:36Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:34Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:31Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:30Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:29Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:28Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:27Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:25Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:24Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:23Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:21Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:18Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:16Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:15Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:13Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:11Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:03Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:00Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:53Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:52Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:49Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:47Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:45Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:44Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:41Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:37Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:36Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:35Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:33Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:32Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:31Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:29Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:27Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:26Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:24Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:23Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:20Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:19Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:17Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:14Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:13Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:11Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:09Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:08Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:07Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:03Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:59Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:57Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:54Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:51Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:50Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:49Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:48Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:42Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:41Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:37Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:36Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:35Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:33Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:32Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:30Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:29Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:28Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:27Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:26Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:24Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:23Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:21Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:20Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:17Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:16Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:15Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:14Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:13Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:08Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:07Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:06Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:04Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:03Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:02Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:01Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:00Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:59Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:57Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:56Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:54Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:49Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:47Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:44Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:43Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:39Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:37Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:36Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:35Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:34Caption #121

Board [Post Message]

Absolute truths, circa 1997


The number of people that die of potato related deaths in Russia per year is higher than the population of Denmark.

The average internet user has 68% less chance of being in a relationship than other people who do not use the internet.

Most people believe that Tuesday is the longest day of the week and Wednesday is the most common day for concieving children.

The spatula was origianlly created as a highly useful torture device in medieval Belgium.

The Oroca Indians of South America are currently the most accomplished human taxidermist.

The common domestic ferret was the first cavity searching device developed by the spanish inquisition.

The average full grown everglades Alligator can consume up to 7 humans in one meal.

Gorillas have enormous nostrils because of large fingers.

The average watch is 18 minutes slow.

The number of people run over by buses in Britain last year is equal to the number of people killed by telephones in Mexico.

Shakespeare was a mutton cook while writing his most famous plays.

Buckingham palace was built on the site of a hamster breeding farm.

The average man breathes 108 times during sex, the average woman breathes 68 times.

The average internet user spends 42% of the time waiting while online.

somewhere.com is the most asked for internet domain.

Norwegian Females are on average 6 inches taller than the average male.

The deep blue Puffer fish can suck harder than the average vacuume cleaner.

The average time to eating is 2 hours and 15 minutes, ie too long.

The last time a human was killed by a penguin was in 1978, his name was Norman "skip" Kriugs.

94% of female Austrians have never seen a men's urinal.

The Pope is required by medieval church canon law to shave his body hair once a year.

It is has been scientifically proved that hair loss is linked to snoring.


There are 18 messages for this day.
<jordie3> No way.
<Popeshaver> I am sorry but the penultimate rumor is true. So sadly true...*sobs*
<Lauren> Tuesday IS the longest day of the week and 42% hourglassing seems about right to me for internet use (but I still use a dial-up connection). Last night I had the opportunity to monitor my own breathing and that of my partner and can tell you that #13 has to be wrong. Although I lost count somewhere around 2,000, I was definitely ahead at that point. The rest seem pretty unrealistic, and I wouldn't have believed them if Popeshaver hadn't confirmed the next to last.
<guyPaulo> Here's an interesting tidbit. The average respitory rate for adults is 12-18 breaths per minute. If you assume twice that rate for sex (24-36, average is 30), then 108/30= 3 minutes 36 seconds is the average time for the average man to have sex.
<Hysterical Woman> 86% percent of people blindly believe in any stats, no matter what the source.
<Jellyloo> 'Stinkopated' is not a word but I think it should be. 96% of doctors agree.
<Mort> What would it mean Jellyloo dear?
<Kumiho> Funny I was sure this photo would make it on today's three pictures.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
I mean, after bottles of 40oz being passed around, it seemed natural.
Or are you forbiding any more monkey pix, Mort?
<Jellyloo> Stinkopated: To suffer a short loss of consciousness due to bad smells?
<guyPaulo> Hopefully, that monkie pic will be saved for the next "Meta Day."
<Mort> I actually can't smell right now, damn allergies.

I didn't even see the monkie pic when I chose the images last night. I hope it does stay for meta day.

<mypalmike> You can smell, and you do.
<Starbug> Over one's lifetime, the average person will eat eight spiders while sleeping.
<guyPaulo> It's saterday night and I'm lit! WHOOOOHH!!!
<Carol> It's Sunday morning, how ya doing now? Did you enjoy the spiders?
Also: mypalmike is giving me bratty-brother flashbacks.
<Mort> I was rudely woken up by the sheriffs' department charity fund asking for donations. My religious beliefs forbid me to give money to anyone who wakes me up while other people are in church.
I mean if you can't enjoy sleeping in on Sunday while others are sitting uncomfortably getting sermon'D to, then where's the fun in being atheist?
<obtuse> 
<obtuse> Er. I was going to scold guy for doing the web-equivalent of drunk-dialing, but I'm probably in much the same state right now. Hence the double post. Peace out, granola dome.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post