[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/25/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Master Dinkie, bastard son of Miss Twinkles, detested the creepy movements of flightless birds.

He sent forth Baroness "Hate Skate" Cohen to do his dirty work.

The penguins didn't have a chance.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 431 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:19Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:17Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:16Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:14Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:13Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:11Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:08Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:05Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:03Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:02Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:01Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker02:15:00Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:59Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:58Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:57Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:56Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:54Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:52Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:50Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:49Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:48Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:47Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:46Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:43Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:42Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:41Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:40Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:38Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:37Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:35Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:34Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:33Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:30Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:27Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:26Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:25Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:24Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:22Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:21Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:20Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:18Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:17Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:15Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:13Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:12Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:11Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:10Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:09Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:06Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:05Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker02:14:01Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:59Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:57Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:56Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:54Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:53Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:51Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:49Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:47Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:46Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:45Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:43Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:41Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:40Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:35Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:33Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:30Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:29Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:28Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:27Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:22Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:21Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:20Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:19Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:17Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:16Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:14Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:12Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:10Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:07Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:06Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:04Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:03Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker02:13:00Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:58Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:56Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:54Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:53Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:52Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:51Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:50Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:49Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:46Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:45Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:44Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:43Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:42Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:41Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:40Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:39Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:38Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:35Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:32Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:31Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:28Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:27Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:25Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:24Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:22Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:21Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:20Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:18Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:17Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:16Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:15Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:14Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:12Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:11Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:09Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:06Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:05Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:02Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:01Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker02:12:00Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:59Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:58Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:57Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:54Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:53Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:50Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:49Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:46Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:44Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:42Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:39Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:38Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:37Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:36Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:33Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:32Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:31Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:30Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:29Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:26Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:25Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:23Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:21Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:20Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:19Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:16Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:15Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:13Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:11Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:10Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:09Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:08Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:07Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:06Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:05Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:04Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:03Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:02Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:01Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker02:11:00Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:58Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:57Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:54Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:53Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:50Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:47Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:45Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:44Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:42Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:41Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:40Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:38Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:37Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:36Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:35Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:34Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:33Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:32Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:31Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:29Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:28Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:27Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:26Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:24Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:21Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:19Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:16Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:13Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:10Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:08Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:06Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:05Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:04Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:03Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:02Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:01Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker02:10:00Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:59Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:58Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:57Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:56Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:55Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:53Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:51Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:50Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:49Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:48Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:46Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:42Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:40Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:38Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:37Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:36Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:34Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:33Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:31Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:30Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:29Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:28Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:27Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:26Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:25Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:24Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:19Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:17Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:14Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:11Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:10Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:07Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:03Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker02:09:01Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:59Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:58Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:57Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:53Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:52Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:51Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:50Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:48Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:47Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:46Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:45Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:44Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:43Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:42Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:41Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:38Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:36Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:35Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:34Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:32Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:31Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:30Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:26Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:24Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:23Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:22Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:21Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:20Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:19Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:18Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:17Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:16Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:15Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:14Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:13Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:12Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:11Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:10Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:09Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:08Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:07Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:06Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:05Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:04Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:03Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:02Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:01Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker02:08:00Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:58Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:57Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:56Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:54Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:53Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:52Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:51Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:50Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:49Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:48Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:47Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:46Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:45Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:44Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:43Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:42Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:41Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:39Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:38Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:37Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:36Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:35Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:34Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:33Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:32Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:31Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:30Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:29Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:28Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:27Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:26Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:25Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:24Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:23Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:22Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:21Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:20Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:18Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:17Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:16Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:15Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:14Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:13Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:12Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:11Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:10Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:09Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:08Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:06Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:05Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:04Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:03Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:02Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:01Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:00Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:59Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:58Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:57Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:55Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:54Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:53Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:52Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:51Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:50Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:49Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:47Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:46Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:45Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:44Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:43Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:42Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:41Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:40Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:39Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:38Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:37Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:36Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:35Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:34Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:33Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:32Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:31Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:30Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:29Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:28Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:27Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:26Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:25Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:24Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:23Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:22Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:21Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:20Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:19Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:18Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:17Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:16Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:15Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:14Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:13Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:12Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:11Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:10Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:09Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:08Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:07Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:05Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:04Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:03Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:02Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:01Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:00Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:59Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:58Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:57Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:56Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:55Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:54Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:53Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:52Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:51Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:49Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:48Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:47Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:46Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:44Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:41Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:40Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:37Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:36Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:35Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:34Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:33Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:32Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:31Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:30Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:29Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:28Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:27Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:26Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:25Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:24Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:23Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:22Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:21Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:20Caption #97

Board [Post Message]

Absolute truths, circa 1997


The number of people that die of potato related deaths in Russia per year is higher than the population of Denmark.

The average internet user has 68% less chance of being in a relationship than other people who do not use the internet.

Most people believe that Tuesday is the longest day of the week and Wednesday is the most common day for concieving children.

The spatula was origianlly created as a highly useful torture device in medieval Belgium.

The Oroca Indians of South America are currently the most accomplished human taxidermist.

The common domestic ferret was the first cavity searching device developed by the spanish inquisition.

The average full grown everglades Alligator can consume up to 7 humans in one meal.

Gorillas have enormous nostrils because of large fingers.

The average watch is 18 minutes slow.

The number of people run over by buses in Britain last year is equal to the number of people killed by telephones in Mexico.

Shakespeare was a mutton cook while writing his most famous plays.

Buckingham palace was built on the site of a hamster breeding farm.

The average man breathes 108 times during sex, the average woman breathes 68 times.

The average internet user spends 42% of the time waiting while online.

somewhere.com is the most asked for internet domain.

Norwegian Females are on average 6 inches taller than the average male.

The deep blue Puffer fish can suck harder than the average vacuume cleaner.

The average time to eating is 2 hours and 15 minutes, ie too long.

The last time a human was killed by a penguin was in 1978, his name was Norman "skip" Kriugs.

94% of female Austrians have never seen a men's urinal.

The Pope is required by medieval church canon law to shave his body hair once a year.

It is has been scientifically proved that hair loss is linked to snoring.


There are 18 messages for this day.
<jordie3> No way.
<Popeshaver> I am sorry but the penultimate rumor is true. So sadly true...*sobs*
<Lauren> Tuesday IS the longest day of the week and 42% hourglassing seems about right to me for internet use (but I still use a dial-up connection). Last night I had the opportunity to monitor my own breathing and that of my partner and can tell you that #13 has to be wrong. Although I lost count somewhere around 2,000, I was definitely ahead at that point. The rest seem pretty unrealistic, and I wouldn't have believed them if Popeshaver hadn't confirmed the next to last.
<guyPaulo> Here's an interesting tidbit. The average respitory rate for adults is 12-18 breaths per minute. If you assume twice that rate for sex (24-36, average is 30), then 108/30= 3 minutes 36 seconds is the average time for the average man to have sex.
<Hysterical Woman> 86% percent of people blindly believe in any stats, no matter what the source.
<Jellyloo> 'Stinkopated' is not a word but I think it should be. 96% of doctors agree.
<Mort> What would it mean Jellyloo dear?
<Kumiho> Funny I was sure this photo would make it on today's three pictures.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
I mean, after bottles of 40oz being passed around, it seemed natural.
Or are you forbiding any more monkey pix, Mort?
<Jellyloo> Stinkopated: To suffer a short loss of consciousness due to bad smells?
<guyPaulo> Hopefully, that monkie pic will be saved for the next "Meta Day."
<Mort> I actually can't smell right now, damn allergies.

I didn't even see the monkie pic when I chose the images last night. I hope it does stay for meta day.

<mypalmike> You can smell, and you do.
<Starbug> Over one's lifetime, the average person will eat eight spiders while sleeping.
<guyPaulo> It's saterday night and I'm lit! WHOOOOHH!!!
<Carol> It's Sunday morning, how ya doing now? Did you enjoy the spiders?
Also: mypalmike is giving me bratty-brother flashbacks.
<Mort> I was rudely woken up by the sheriffs' department charity fund asking for donations. My religious beliefs forbid me to give money to anyone who wakes me up while other people are in church.
I mean if you can't enjoy sleeping in on Sunday while others are sitting uncomfortably getting sermon'D to, then where's the fun in being atheist?
<obtuse> 
<obtuse> Er. I was going to scold guy for doing the web-equivalent of drunk-dialing, but I'm probably in much the same state right now. Hence the double post. Peace out, granola dome.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post