[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Hush, little baby, don't make a sound

Mama's gonna buy you a little hound

If that little hound don't bark

Mama's gonna feed it to a hungry shark

Then Mama's going to chop up that good for nothing f*$%ing son of a b*&ch who knocked Mama up and ran away.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 248 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:06Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:05Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:04Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker07:28:03Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:59Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:56Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:53Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:52Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:48Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:47Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:46Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:45Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:44Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:43Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:42Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:41Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:40Caption #988
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:39Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:38Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:37Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:36Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:35Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:30Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:28Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:22Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:21Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:20Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:19Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:18Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:16Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:14Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:13Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:11Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:10Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:08Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:03Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:01Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker07:27:00Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:59Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:57Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:48Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:45Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:40Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:34Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:33Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:32Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:31Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:30Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:29Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:28Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:28Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:26Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:23Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:19Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:15Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:13Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:12Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:11Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:10Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:09Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:08Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:07Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:03Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:02Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:01Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker07:26:00Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:59Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:58Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:57Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:56Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:51Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:47Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:43Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:40Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:39Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:38Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:36Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:35Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:31Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:30Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:29Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:28Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:27Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:26Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:25Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:20Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:19Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:17Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:15Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:14Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:12Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:09Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:07Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:04Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:00Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:59Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:55Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:54Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:53Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:52Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:50Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:49Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:48Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:47Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:46Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:45Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:44Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:39Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:35Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:34Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:33Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:32Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:31Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:30Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:29Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:28Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:27Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:23Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:19Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:17Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:15Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:13Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:12Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:11Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:10Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:07Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:04Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:03Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:02Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:01Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:00Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:59Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:58Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:57Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:56Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:55Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:54Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:53Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:52Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:51Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:50Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:49Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:43Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:41Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:40Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:39Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:35Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:31Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:28Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:25Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:19Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:18Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:15Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:13Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:11Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:09Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:08Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:07Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:06Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:05Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:04Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:03Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:02Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:59Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:55Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:51Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:47Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:45Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:44Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:42Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:39Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:38Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:35Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:32Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:31Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:28Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:27Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:26Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:25Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:24Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:23Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:22Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:21Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:20Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:17Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:16Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:15Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:14Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:13Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:12Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:11Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:10Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:08Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:07Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:03Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:01Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:00Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:57Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:55Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:51Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:47Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:43Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:37Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:36Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:35Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:32Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:31Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:27Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:26Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:25Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:24Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:23Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:22Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:21Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:20Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:19Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:15Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:11Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:07Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:05Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:03Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:59Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:58Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:57Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:56Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:55Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:54Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:53Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:52Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:47Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:43Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:39Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:37Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:35Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:31Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:29Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:27Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:23Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:19Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:15Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:13Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:12Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:11Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:08Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:07Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:06Caption #201

Board [Post Message]

Ok, time for a concise version for the weirdest, most epic dream I ever had.
From Saturday morning:

Aliens came and killed half the people on Earth, the other half they made into more aliens. I escaped and joined up with a band of resistance fighters. Sydney Bristow from Alias was also a member of the band, we decided to team up together.

The base for the resistance was the village where I grew up, and the head quarters of the aliens was the town four miles away. Sydney and I were put on a mission to get to the alien HQ and blow it up. To get there we had to take the train from my village to the town. We went to the train station, and this is where everything turned world war two, the aliens all became germans officers or people. We disguised ourselves as bravarian, Sydney wore a Bravarian dress (kinda like a swiss milk maid) with incredibly cute pigtails, I wore laderhosen.

We also took with us our 50 pet chicks and ducks and geese, they were also dressed in Bravarian dresses, and were holding each other by the wings and waltzing up and down the train platform.

We got on the train with our animals and sat down together, the train started and the conductor came to get our tickets. We didn't have any alien money so we made excuses and quickly jumped off the train at the next stop.

We were still 2 miles from the town, Sydney didn't want to walk down the tracks in case we were seen, I pointed out a door in the track wall and the forrest beyond. Sydney and I changed into our spy gear, she wore a catsuit, I dressed like James Bond, both of us put on elven cloaks, we went through the door.

We were walking around the edge of a field when in front of us we saw a hobbit, it was Frodo, on his quest to destroy the ring. Following Frodo secretly was Bilbo, so we secretly followed him. Frodo turned around and spotted Bilbo then started to talk to him, we dove to the ground so they wouldn't see us under our elven cloaks. Frodo spotted us but ignored us, Sydney whispered "Different story-line!" into my ear.

Then medieval horse men came over the hill, they must have been after Frodo. Bilbo and Frodo ran off into the forrest, we stayed on the ground under the cloaks hiding (and cuddling but don't tell Morticia that, come on Sydney is Hot!)One of the horse men saw us and came at me with an arrow. I grabbed the arrow and was about to run off when they threatened to kill Sydney. I told them I was a doctor and she was my nurse and that I had the King's arrow, I held up the arrow for them to see.

We were taken to a castle and into the King's chambers, he was sick. Using our knowledge from the future we healed him, but were still not allowed to leave the castle. In the courtyard we met up with two other members of the resistance, they were Lee Majors and the helicopter guy from Magnum PI. Lee Majors was holding a lyre and the helicopter guy was holding an olde-world double bass.

We did what any cheesy time travel based tv show/film would do in this predicament: we played rock music for the medieval people!

They loved it! They let us go and I woke up.

And that's the short version of the dream.

There are 19 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Mort: there are some dreams that reveal dark secrets about your subconscious personality. And there are some dreams that are just crazy shit for the sake of it.

But this, I believe, is one of the rare dreams that accurately and precisely depicts the future.

<guyPaulo> I had a crappy weekend. the damn government took away my goats...
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> I welcome this future, just because it involves cuddling with Sydney Bristow and listening to the raw lyre rock skills of Lee Majors.
<Lauren> Mort, I have seen the future and can tell you only that Lee Majors is not part of it. Sorry.
<Jellyloo> I have seen an alternate future where everyone is Lee Majors.
<obtuse> I had a dream last week about an alternate dimension where everyone was a motorcycle. We were made out of 3 or 4 components that you could swap out to improve performance. It was kind of like a video game cause we were racing around a big track in the middle of a desert that looked strangely like my elementary school playground.
<Mort> "Being John Malkovich" might actually have been more amusing if it had been "Being Lee Majors".

Obtuse, your dream is reminding me of Automan.

<yoyology> guy, according to that article, you were also probed by the state of Vermont. I imagine that wasn't fun either.
<yoyology> Mort, I'd like to request the Hindu guy buried up to his neck for tomorrow. I've got ideas a-poppin'!
<guyPaulo> Thank you for your concern yoyo. The other monkie's seemed to just ignore my plight...
<Mort> He looks too far down the list to pick for a normal day. I will add him on guest day though.
<Kumiho> Oh dear, guyP. Did it hurt much? And how did you stand the stench?
<Kumiho> Or is that a stupid question to ask the coiner of the term "ED"?
<Kumiho> Is it me, or is the photo really about her assets? (Don't mind me, I just got back from my accounting class.)
<Kumiho> Oh, yeah, the photo....story.news.yahoo.com...
<guyPaulo> T&A is always a driving factor for the yahoo photos.
<mypalmike> Or just T.
<obtuse> Not especially young, supple T either.
<jeffR> Mort that is awesome


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post