Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/28/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Hush, little baby, don't make a sound

Mama's gonna buy you a little hound

If that little hound don't bark

Mama's gonna feed it to a hungry shark

Then Mama's going to chop up that good for nothing f*$%ing son of a b*&ch who knocked Mama up and ran away.

(AP)

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 600 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:52 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:51 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:50 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:49 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:48 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:47 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:46 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:45 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:44 Caption #-41

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:43 Caption #-38

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:42 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:41 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:40 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:39 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:38 Caption #-42

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:37 Caption #-39

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:36 Caption #-26

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:35 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:34 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:33 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:32 Caption #-43

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:31 Caption #-40

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:30 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:29 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:28 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:27 Caption #-39

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:26 Caption #-43

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:25 Caption #-40

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:24 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:23 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:22 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:21 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:20 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:19 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:18 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:17 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:16 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:15 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:14 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:13 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:12 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:11 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:10 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:09 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:08 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:07 Caption #-31

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:06 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:05 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:04 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:03 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:02 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:01 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:33:00 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:59 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:58 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:57 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:56 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:55 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:54 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:53 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:52 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:51 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:50 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:49 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:48 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:47 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:46 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:45 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:44 Caption #-35

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:43 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:42 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:41 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:40 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:39 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:38 Caption #-36

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:37 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:36 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:35 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:34 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:33 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:32 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:31 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:30 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:29 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:28 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:27 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:26 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:25 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:24 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:23 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:22 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:21 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:20 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:19 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:18 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:17 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:16 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:15 Caption #-40

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:14 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:13 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:12 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:11 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:10 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:09 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:08 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:07 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:06 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:05 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:04 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:03 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:02 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:01 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:32:00 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:59 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:58 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:57 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:56 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:55 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:54 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:53 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:52 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:51 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:50 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:49 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:48 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:47 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:46 Caption #-45

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:45 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:44 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:43 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:42 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:41 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:40 Caption #-46

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:39 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:38 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:37 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:36 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:35 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:34 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:33 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:32 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:31 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:30 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:29 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:28 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:26 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:25 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:24 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:23 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:22 Caption #-49

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:21 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:20 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:19 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:18 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:17 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:16 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:15 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:14 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:13 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:12 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:11 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:10 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:09 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:08 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:07 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:06 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:05 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:04 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:03 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:02 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:01 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:00 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:59 Caption #-53

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:58 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:57 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:56 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:55 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:54 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:53 Caption #-54

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:52 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:51 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:50 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:49 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:48 Caption #900

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:47 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:46 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:45 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:44 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:43 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:42 Caption #901

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:41 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:40 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:39 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:38 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:37 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:36 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:35 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:34 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:33 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:32 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:31 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:30 Caption #-58

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:29 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:28 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:27 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:26 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:25 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:24 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:23 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:22 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:21 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:19 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:18 Caption #-60

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:17 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:16 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:15 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:14 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:13 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:12 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:11 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:10 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:09 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:08 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:07 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:06 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:05 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:04 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:03 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:02 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:01 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:00 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:59 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:58 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:57 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:56 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:55 Caption #-64

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:54 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:53 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:52 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:51 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:50 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:49 Caption #-65

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:48 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:47 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:46 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:45 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:44 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:43 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:42 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:41 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:40 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:39 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:38 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:37 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:36 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:35 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:34 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:33 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:32 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:31 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:30 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:29 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:28 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:27 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:26 Caption #-69

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:25 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:24 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:23 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:22 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:21 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:20 Caption #-70

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:19 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:18 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:17 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:16 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:15 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:14 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:13 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:12 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:11 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:10 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:09 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:08 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:07 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:06 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:05 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:04 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:03 Caption #-73

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:02 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:01 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:00 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:59 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:58 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:57 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:56 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:55 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:54 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:53 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:52 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:51 Caption #-75

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:50 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:49 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:48 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:47 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:46 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:45 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:44 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:43 Caption #-8

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:42 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:41 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:40 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:39 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:38 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:37 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:36 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:35 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:34 Caption #-78

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:33 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:32 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:31 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:30 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:29 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:28 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:27 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:26 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:25 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:24 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:23 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:22 Caption #-80

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:21 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:20 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:19 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:18 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:17 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:16 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:15 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:14 Caption #-13

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:13 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:12 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:11 Caption #-82

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:10 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:09 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:08 Caption #-14

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:07 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:06 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:05 Caption #-83

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:04 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:03 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:02 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:01 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:00 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:59 Caption #-84

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:58 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:57 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:56 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:55 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:54 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:53 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:52 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:51 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:50 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:49 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:48 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:47 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:46 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:45 Caption #-18

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:44 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:43 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:42 Caption #-87

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:41 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:40 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:39 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:38 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:37 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:36 Caption #-88

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:35 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:34 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:33 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:32 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:31 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:30 Caption #-89

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:29 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:28 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:27 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:26 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:25 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:24 Caption #-89

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:23 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:22 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:21 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:20 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:19 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:18 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:17 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:16 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:15 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:14 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:13 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:12 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:11 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:10 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:09 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 19:30:28 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:07 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:06 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:05 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:04 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:03 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:02 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:01 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:00 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:59 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:58 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:57 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:56 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:55 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:54 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:53 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:52 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:51 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:50 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:49 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:48 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:47 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:46 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:45 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:44 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:43 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:42 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:41 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:40 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:39 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:38 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:37 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:36 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:35 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:34 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:33 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:32 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:31 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:30 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:29 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:28 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:27 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:26 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:25 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:24 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:23 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:22 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:21 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:20 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:19 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:18 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:17 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:16 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:15 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:14 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:13 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:12 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:11 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:10 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:09 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:08 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:07 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:06 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:05 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:04 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:03 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:02 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:01 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:00 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:59 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:58 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:57 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:56 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:55 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:54 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:53 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:52 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:51 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:50 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:49 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:48 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:47 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:46 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:45 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:44 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:43 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:42 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:41 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:40 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:39 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:38 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:37 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:36 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:35 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:34 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:33 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:32 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:31 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:30 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:29 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:28 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:27 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:26 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:25 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:24 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:23 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:22 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:21 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:20 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:19 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:18 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:17 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:16 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:15 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:14 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:13 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:12 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:11 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:10 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:09 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:08 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:07 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:06 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:05 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:04 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:03 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:02 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:01 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:25:00 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:59 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:58 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:57 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:56 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:55 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:54 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:53 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:52 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:51 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:50 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:49 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:48 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:47 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:46 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:45 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:44 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:43 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:42 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:41 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:40 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:39 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:38 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:37 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:36 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:35 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:34 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:33 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:32 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:31 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:30 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:29 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:28 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:27 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:26 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:25 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:11:05 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:24 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:23 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:22 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:21 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:21 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:19 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:18 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:17 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:16 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:15 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:14 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:13 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:12 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:11 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:10 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:09 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:08 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:07 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:06 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:05 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:04 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:03 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:02 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:01 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:24:00 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:23:59 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:23:58 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:23:57 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:23:56 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:23:55 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:23:54 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:23:53 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:23:52 Caption #354

Board

[Post Message]

Ok, time for a concise version for the weirdest, most epic dream I ever had.
From Saturday morning:

Aliens came and killed half the people on Earth, the other half they made into more aliens. I escaped and joined up with a band of resistance fighters. Sydney Bristow from Alias was also a member of the band, we decided to team up together.

The base for the resistance was the village where I grew up, and the head quarters of the aliens was the town four miles away. Sydney and I were put on a mission to get to the alien HQ and blow it up. To get there we had to take the train from my village to the town. We went to the train station, and this is where everything turned world war two, the aliens all became germans officers or people. We disguised ourselves as bravarian, Sydney wore a Bravarian dress (kinda like a swiss milk maid) with incredibly cute pigtails, I wore laderhosen.

We also took with us our 50 pet chicks and ducks and geese, they were also dressed in Bravarian dresses, and were holding each other by the wings and waltzing up and down the train platform.

We got on the train with our animals and sat down together, the train started and the conductor came to get our tickets. We didn't have any alien money so we made excuses and quickly jumped off the train at the next stop.

We were still 2 miles from the town, Sydney didn't want to walk down the tracks in case we were seen, I pointed out a door in the track wall and the forrest beyond. Sydney and I changed into our spy gear, she wore a catsuit, I dressed like James Bond, both of us put on elven cloaks, we went through the door.

We were walking around the edge of a field when in front of us we saw a hobbit, it was Frodo, on his quest to destroy the ring. Following Frodo secretly was Bilbo, so we secretly followed him. Frodo turned around and spotted Bilbo then started to talk to him, we dove to the ground so they wouldn't see us under our elven cloaks. Frodo spotted us but ignored us, Sydney whispered "Different story-line!" into my ear.

Then medieval horse men came over the hill, they must have been after Frodo. Bilbo and Frodo ran off into the forrest, we stayed on the ground under the cloaks hiding (and cuddling but don't tell Morticia that, come on Sydney is Hot!)One of the horse men saw us and came at me with an arrow. I grabbed the arrow and was about to run off when they threatened to kill Sydney. I told them I was a doctor and she was my nurse and that I had the King's arrow, I held up the arrow for them to see.

We were taken to a castle and into the King's chambers, he was sick. Using our knowledge from the future we healed him, but were still not allowed to leave the castle. In the courtyard we met up with two other members of the resistance, they were Lee Majors and the helicopter guy from Magnum PI. Lee Majors was holding a lyre and the helicopter guy was holding an olde-world double bass.

We did what any cheesy time travel based tv show/film would do in this predicament: we played rock music for the medieval people!

They loved it! They let us go and I woke up.

And that's the short version of the dream.

There are 19 messages for this day.

<David Byrden> Mort: there are some dreams that reveal dark secrets about your subconscious personality. And there are some dreams that are just crazy shit for the sake of it.

But this, I believe, is one of the rare dreams that accurately and precisely depicts the future.

<guyPaulo> I had a crappy weekend. the damn government took away my goats...
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Mort> I welcome this future, just because it involves cuddling with Sydney Bristow and listening to the raw lyre rock skills of Lee Majors.

<Lauren> Mort, I have seen the future and can tell you only that Lee Majors is not part of it. Sorry.

<Jellyloo> I have seen an alternate future where everyone is Lee Majors.

<obtuse> I had a dream last week about an alternate dimension where everyone was a motorcycle. We were made out of 3 or 4 components that you could swap out to improve performance. It was kind of like a video game cause we were racing around a big track in the middle of a desert that looked strangely like my elementary school playground.

<Mort> "Being John Malkovich" might actually have been more amusing if it had been "Being Lee Majors".

Obtuse, your dream is reminding me of Automan.

<yoyology> guy, according to that article, you were also probed by the state of Vermont. I imagine that wasn't fun either.

<yoyology> Mort, I'd like to request the Hindu guy buried up to his neck for tomorrow. I've got ideas a-poppin'!

<guyPaulo> Thank you for your concern yoyo. The other monkie's seemed to just ignore my plight...

<Mort> He looks too far down the list to pick for a normal day. I will add him on guest day though.

<Kumiho> Oh dear, guyP. Did it hurt much? And how did you stand the stench?

<Kumiho> Or is that a stupid question to ask the coiner of the term "ED"?

<Kumiho> Is it me, or is the photo really about her assets? (Don't mind me, I just got back from my accounting class.)

<Kumiho> Oh, yeah, the photo....story.news.yahoo.com...

<guyPaulo> T&A is always a driving factor for the yahoo photos.

<mypalmike> Or just T.

<obtuse> Not especially young, supple T either.

<jeffR> Mort that is awesome

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post