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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/23/2004 by jordie3
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On Tuesday, the elusive Crane Kick was officially accepted into standard diplomatic procedures round the world, after a particularly effective demonstration of the method at a recent summit of Shaolin soccer players.

While more effective in international pissing contests, bull fights to the death will be phased out.

The time-honored tradition of using a lady kicking ass to win a negotiation will of course be staying.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 6 comments for this caption.

<Mark> You got me at "Shaolin soccer players" .. I love that movie.
<Lauren> I like this one, but Hysterical Woman is gonna go nuts on you for your missed apostrophe in the first panel ('round).
<Carol> The 3rd-picture caption is especially nice.
<Kumiho> ::Chuchkles:: Ah politics and dipolmacy.
<Hysterical Woman> Nah, I don't care.
<ajiav> 

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