[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 367 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:20Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:19Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:18Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:17Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:16Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:15Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:14Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:10Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:06Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:05Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:04Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker17:23:01Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:59Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:54Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:53Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:52Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:47Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:46Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:45Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:44Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:42Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:37Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:36Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:35Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:34Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:33Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:32Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:31Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:29Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:28Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:18Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:14Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:11Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:10Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:09Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:08Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:04Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:01Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:22:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:59Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:52Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:51Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:50Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:47Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:41Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:40Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:31Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:30Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:26Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:25Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:24Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:21Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:19Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:18Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:17Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:16Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:15Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:14Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker17:21:08Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:56Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:53Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:52Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:51Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:50Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:49Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:48Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:47Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:46Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:43Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:41Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:39Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:31Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:29Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:28Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:25Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:22Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:19Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:18Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:12Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:11Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:10Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:09Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:08Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:07Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:06Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:05Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:03Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:02Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker17:20:01Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:52Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:51Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:49Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:40Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:39Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:38Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:37Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:36Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:35Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:34Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:33Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:32Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:31Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:30Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:29Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:28Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:27Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:26Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:25Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:24Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:23Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:22Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:21Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:17Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:14Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:11Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:10Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:09Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:08Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:07Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:06Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:05Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:05Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:03Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:02Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:55Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:54Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:53Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:52Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:51Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:50Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:49Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:48Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:47Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:46Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:42Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:41Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:39Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:36Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:35Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:33Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:32Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:31Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:30Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:29Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:28Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:27Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:26Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:24Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:23Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:22Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:21Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:20Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:19Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:18Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:17Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:16Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:15Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:14Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:13Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:12Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:11Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:10Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:09Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:08Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:07Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:06Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:05Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:04Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:03Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:02Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:01Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:00Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:59Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:58Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:57Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:56Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:55Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:54Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:53Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:52Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:51Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:50Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:49Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:48Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:47Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:46Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:45Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:44Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:43Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:42Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:41Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:40Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:39Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:38Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:37Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:36Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:35Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:34Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:33Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:32Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:31Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:30Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:29Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:24Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:23Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:22Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:21Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:20Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:19Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:18Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:17Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:16Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:15Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:14Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:13Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:12Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:11Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:10Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:09Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:08Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:07Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:06Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:05Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:04Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:03Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:02Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:01Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:00Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:59Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:57Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:56Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:53Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:49Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:46Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:45Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:44Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:43Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:42Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:41Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:40Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:39Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:38Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:35Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:33Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:32Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:31Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:30Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:29Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:28Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:27Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:26Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:25Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:24Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:22Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:18Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:16Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:10Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:06Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:05Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:04Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:03Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:02Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:01Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:00Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:59Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:58Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:57Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:56Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:55Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:54Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:53Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:52Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:51Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:50Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:49Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:48Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:47Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:44Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:41Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:39Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:37Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:36Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:35Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:34Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:33Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:32Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:31Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:30Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:29Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:28Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:22Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:19Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:17Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:16Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:15Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:14Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:13Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:12Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:11Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:10Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:09Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:08Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:07Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:06Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker17:15:01Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:56Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:53Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:52Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:51Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:49Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:48Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:47Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:46Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:45Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:44Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:43Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:42Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:41Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:40Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:39Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:38Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:37Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:36Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:35Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:34Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:33Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:32Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:31Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:30Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:24Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:23Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:22Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:20Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:18Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:17Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:15Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:14Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:13Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:12Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:11Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:08Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:07Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:02Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker17:14:00Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:58Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:54Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:50Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:46Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:45Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:44Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:43Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:39Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:37Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:36Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:35Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:33Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:28Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:25Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:24Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:23Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:22Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker17:13:21Caption #421

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post