[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 363 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:18Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:17Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:16Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:15Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:06Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:03Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:02Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:01Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker07:25:00Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:59Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:58Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:57Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:56Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:55Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:53Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:50Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:47Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:46Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:43Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:40Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:39Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:37Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:36Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:36Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:34Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:33Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:31Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:30Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:27Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:22Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:20Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:18Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:14Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:12Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:11Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:10Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:09Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:08Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:07Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:03Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker07:24:00Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:59Caption #9.8
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:58Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:56Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:55Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:54Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:53Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:47Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:46Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:45Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:44Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:43Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:42Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:40Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:39Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:36Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:35Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:32Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:31Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:28Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:27Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:26Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:23Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:21Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:20Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:19Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:18Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:16Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:15Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:14Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:13Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:12Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:11Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:10Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:09Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:07Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:05Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:04Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker07:23:01Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:59Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:57Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:56Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:53Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:52Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:50Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:46Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:44Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:43Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:40Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:38Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:37Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:35Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:34Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:29Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:26Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:24Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:21Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:20Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:19Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:18Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:17Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:15Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:14Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:11Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:09Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:08Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:07Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:05Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:04Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:03Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:02Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker07:22:01Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:59Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:58Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:55Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:51Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:50Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:49Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:48Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:46Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:45Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:44Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:43Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:42Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:41Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:36Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:35Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:34Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:33Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:32Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:29Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:28Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:27Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:22Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:21Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:20Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:19Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:18Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:17Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:16Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:15Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:14Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:13Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:11Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:10Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:08Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:07Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:06Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:05Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:03Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker07:21:00Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:58Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:57Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:56Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:55Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:52Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:51Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:49Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:47Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:46Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:44Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:43Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:42Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:41Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:39Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:38Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:37Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:33Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:32Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:30Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:29Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:28Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:27Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:25Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:24Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:21Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:19Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:18Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:15Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:12Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:08Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:02Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:01Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker07:20:00Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:59Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:56Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:55Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:54Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:53Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:52Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:51Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:50Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:49Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:47Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:46Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:45Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:44Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:40Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:39Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:38Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:37Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:36Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:35Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:34Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:33Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:32Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:30Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:29Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:28Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:27Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:26Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:25Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:24Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:23Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:22Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:21Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:20Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:19Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:17Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:15Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:14Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:13Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:12Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:11Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:10Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:09Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:08Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:06Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:05Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:04Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker07:19:01Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:58Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:57Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:52Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:51Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:49Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:47Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:42Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:39Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:37Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:36Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:34Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:32Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:31Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:30Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:26Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:25Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:24Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:23Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:22Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:21Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:19Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:18Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:17Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:16Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:14Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:12Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:11Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:10Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:09Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:08Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:05Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:04Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:03Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:18:00Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:59Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:57Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:52Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:51Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:50Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:49Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:48Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:44Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:41Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:40Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:39Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:38Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:37Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:34Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:31Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:29Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:27Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:24Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:23Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:21Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:16Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:15Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:11Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:07Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:06Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:05Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:04Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:03Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:01Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:00Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:59Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:58Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:57Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:56Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:55Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:54Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:53Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:51Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:50Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:48Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:47Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:46Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:45Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:43Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:41Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:39Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:38Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:37Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:36Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:33Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:32Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:29Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:28Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:27Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:23Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:21Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:20Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:19Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:18Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:17Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:15Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:14Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:09Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:08Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:07Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:03Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:00Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:57Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:56Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:55Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:53Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:52Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:48Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:47Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:44Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:40Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:39Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:36Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:35Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:34Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:33Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:32Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:29Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:28Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:27Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:26Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:25Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:24Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:23Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:22Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:21Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:20Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:19Caption #220

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post