[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 373 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:27Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:26Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:25Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:24Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:23Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:22Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:21Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:20Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:19Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:18Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:16Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:15Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:13Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:12Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:11Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:10Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:09Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:08Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:04Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:03Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:02Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:01Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker08:59:00Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:57Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:56Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:53Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:52Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:51Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:50Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:49Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:48Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:47Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:46Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:45Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:44Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:43Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:41Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:40Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:39Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:37Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:36Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:35Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:33Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:32Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:30Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:29Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:28Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:26Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:24Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:22Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:21Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:20Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:18Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:16Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:14Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:12Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:10Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:09Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:08Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:05Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:04Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:03Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:01Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker08:58:00Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:58Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:57Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:56Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:55Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:54Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:53Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:52Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:50Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:49Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:48Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:46Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:44Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:42Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:40Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:37Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:36Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:35Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:34Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:33Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:32Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:31Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:30Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:29Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:28Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:27Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:26Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:24Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:22Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:21Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:20Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:18Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:17Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:16Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:15Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:12Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:11Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:10Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:09Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:08Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:07Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:06Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:05Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:04Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:01Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker08:57:00Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:58Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:57Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:56Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:55Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:52Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:49Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:47Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:44Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:42Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:40Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:39Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:38Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:36Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:35Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:34Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:33Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:32Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:28Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:27Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:26Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:25Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:24Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:23Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:20Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:19Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:18Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:17Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:16Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:15Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:13Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:12Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:10Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:09Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:08Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:05Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:03Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:02Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker08:56:00Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:58Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:57Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:56Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:55Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:52Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:51Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:50Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:49Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:48Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:47Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:46Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:45Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:44Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:43Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:41Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:40Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:39Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:38Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:36Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:35Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:33Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:32Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:28Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:26Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:25Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:24Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:22Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:20Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:18Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:17Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:16Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:15Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:12Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:10Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:08Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:04Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker08:55:00Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:58Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:57Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:56Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:52Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:48Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:44Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:43Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:42Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:42Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:40Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:36Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:35Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:33Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:32Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:28Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:24Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:20Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:16Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:15Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:13Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:12Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:11Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:10Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:08Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:07Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:05Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:04Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker08:54:00Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:58Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:56Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:53Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:52Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:48Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:46Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:44Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:40Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:36Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:32Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:31Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:28Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:27Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:25Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:24Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:23Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:22Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:21Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:20Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:19Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:18Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:16Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:14Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:13Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:12Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:09Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:08Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:07Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:06Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:05Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:04Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:03Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker08:53:00Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:59Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:58Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:56Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:53Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:52Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:51Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:50Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:49Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:48Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:42Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:41Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:40Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:39Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:38Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:36Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:34Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:33Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:32Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:28Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:23Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:20Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:18Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:17Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:16Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:12Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:11Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:09Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:04Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:03Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:02Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker08:52:00Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:58Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:57Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:56Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:55Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:54Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:53Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:52Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:49Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:48Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:44Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:43Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:42Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:40Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:39Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:38Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:36Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:33Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:30Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:29Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:28Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:27Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:24Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:23Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:20Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:16Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:12Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:08Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:04Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:01Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:00Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:59Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:57Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:56Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:54Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:52Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:51Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:50Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:49Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:48Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:45Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:44Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:40Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:37Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:36Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:35Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:34Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:33Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:32Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:29Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:27Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:26Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:24Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:20Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:16Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:13Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:12Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:08Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:05Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:04Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:03Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker08:50:01Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:57Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:52Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:50Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:49Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:48Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:44Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:43Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:40Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:39Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:36Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:32Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:28Caption #884

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post