[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 302 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker05:07:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:07:13Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker05:07:12Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker05:07:11Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker05:07:10Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker05:07:09Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker05:07:08Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker05:07:06Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker05:07:05Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker05:07:04Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker05:07:03Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker05:07:02Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker05:07:00Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:55Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:54Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:53Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:52Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:51Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:50Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:50Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:45Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:42Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:41Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:40Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:39Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:38Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:37Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:36Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:35Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:33Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:30Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:29Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:28Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:27Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:26Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:25Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:24Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:23Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:22Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:21Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:20Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:19Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:18Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:16Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:15Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:11Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:07Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:06Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker05:06:01Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:56Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:54Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:53Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:52Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:50Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:49Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:47Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:46Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:43Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:40Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:39Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:38Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:37Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:29Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:28Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:27Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:25Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:24Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:23Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:15Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:14Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:12Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:11Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:07Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:06Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker05:05:04Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:59Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:56Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:55Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:54Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:53Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:52Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:47Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:42Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:40Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:39Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:38Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:36Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:35Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:34Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:30Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:27Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:26Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:24Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:22Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:21Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:20Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:19Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:18Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:14Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:13Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:12Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:11Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:09Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:08Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:05Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:04Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:03Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker05:04:01Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:56Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:55Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:54Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:53Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:52Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:51Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:50Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:49Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:48Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:45Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:44Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:43Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:40Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:36Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:34Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:33Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:31Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:30Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:29Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:28Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:27Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:26Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:23Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:18Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:17Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:16Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:14Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:13Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:12Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:11Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:06Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker05:03:05Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:57Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:49Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:35Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:34Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:33Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:31Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:26Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:25Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:24Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:20Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:19Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:16Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:12Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:00Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:56Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:55Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:54Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:53Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:52Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:49Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:48Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:44Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:38Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:36Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:29Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:14Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:13Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:10Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:08Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:07Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:05Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:02Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:39Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:32Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:31Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:20Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:19Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:18Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:17Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:16Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:15Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:14Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:13Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:11Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:10Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:09Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:08Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:07Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:06Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:05Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:04Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:03Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:02Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:01Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:00Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:59Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:58Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:56Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:55Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:54Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:53Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:52Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:51Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:50Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:49Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:48Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:47Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:46Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:45Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:44Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:43Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:42Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:41Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:40Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:39Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:38Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:37Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:36Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:35Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:34Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:33Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:32Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:31Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:30Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:29Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:27Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:26Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:25Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:24Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:23Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:22Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:21Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:20Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:19Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:18Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:17Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:16Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:15Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:14Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:13Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:12Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:11Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:10Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:09Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:08Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:07Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:06Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:05Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:04Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:03Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:02Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:01Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:00Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:59Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:58Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:57Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:56Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:55Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:54Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:53Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:52Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:51Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:50Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:49Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:47Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:46Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:43Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:42Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:41Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:39Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:38Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:36Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:35Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:33Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:31Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:27Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:26Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:25Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:23Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:21Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:16Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:15Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:14Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:13Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:12Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:11Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:09Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:48Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:47Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:46Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:37Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:36Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:34Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:26Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:20Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:18Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:17Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:16Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:15Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:14Caption #413

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post