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Most Emailed Photos - 08/04/2004 by Eggs Ackley
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Birds have no anal shincters. Even the tiny, delicate hummingbird just eats & shits, eats & shits . .

But if you're a fashion designer like me, Calvin Klein, sitting all day at the runway, checking out the goods, . .

well, you not only KNOW you have a sphincter, you also have some VERY weird dingleberries!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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