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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/03/2004 by Fu Manchu
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Superglue's great.

I stuck this model to the ground.

Then I stuck these two apes together.

But grandad wasn't too happy when I put some superglue on his toothbrush.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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This week's sex high jumper is:

Fu Manchu.

The gap-toothed yokels are: ElvisThePelvis, JSchmitt and apple juice is a verb.

There are 8 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Oral hygene is definitely a good thing.
<superwoman biatch> Yeah, it is guy....so what is YOUR excuse!!!?
<3Suns> Guy's profession requires the absence of his incisors and bicuspids.
<Mort> I just had this strange image of Guy as Bi-Cupid: dressed like a fat cherub; shooting arrows into boys with boys, girls with girls and girls with boys.
<mypalmike> It's like that Blur song.
<Fu Manchu> W00T! Thanks guys, I'll vault your poles anytime.
<Mort> Oops that was meant to be "Sexy High Jumper", but it kinda works as is.

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