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Most Emailed Photos - 12/12/2005 by Kumiho
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-*Bing* You have found a chocobo! -

Alright! Now to get out of this monster infested polygon-

"Kuuuuuuummmmmmiiiii! You said you would take out the trash!"

"Gottdam-! Leave the f**king christmas tree alone!"

"-And that officer is why I'm homeless on the streets. ...Um, no the hooker look is just that, a look, nothing more."
(the Candian Press)


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<Kumiho> My original caption included a detailed explination of how my gameboy addiction adversely affected my proformance, but it just wans't all that funny.
<JP> It's in the hooker's walk, I think.. that her feet are pointing in two different directions.. if you'da incorporated that somehow.. Hmm.. more brainstorming is needed. Or you need to get a DS.
<Axolotl> Good one, Kitsune!
<guyPaulo> Hehe....good chocobo reference.
<Kumiho> Only in Japan, Hellbender.

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