"Since Jesus is going to return soon and bring Creation to an end, there is no point being careful with the planet. I hereby grant my rich buddies full rights to pollute, exploit and rape the envirom... er... can anyone help me spell this word?"
Meanwhile in California...
"Did you just feel a chill run down your spine?"
Just a few years later: the turtles were dead, planet Earth was shrouded by layers of pollution, and Bush still couldn't spell.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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