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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/27/2005 by Lauren
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Honestly, Doctor, we have no idea how Little Johnny managed to wedge a whole dinner plate vertically into his mouth.

We knew he was having issues when he insisted that he had played tennis against Serena Williams... and had WON.

We believe this attention-seeking behavior may be the result of being ridiculed at school.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ajiav> the dinner-plate-in-the-head line is stellar
<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe...kids do the darndest thing.
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