[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/01/2005 by Mort
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Dear Playboy,

Last night, I strangled my tiger...

...and unleashed my awesome white frothy desert storm...

...which left an intricate blessing on the opposing wall.

-ElvisThePelvis.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 8 messages for this day.
<Mort> Playboy must be getting bored of those letters by now Elvis.
<Fu Manchu> Elvis's tiger must have a strong, thick neck... :)
<Axolotl> Mort goes meta!
<ElvisThePelvis> Damnit, who hacked my computer! Those letters were privately mailed to a mass markets porn publication.
<mypalmike> Hahah! Excellent caption Mort!
<rich> Get FIRST IN GOOGLE,1ST IN GOOGLE! Super Search engine submission
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<rich> 1st in GOOGLE= WWW.WEBTRAFFICNOW.US
<ElvisThePelvis> Get First in Goggle....www.needgoggles.com


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