All bird life is finally fried up by KFC. With no natural predators, giant insects ravage the countryside.
Scientific breakthroughs make cloning a reality.
But due to a worldwide clothing shortage, no one pays any attention whatsoever.
Shockingly, one of the Queen's royal lapdogs sweeps to power in a bloody coup.
Augustus the First goes on to rule Great Britain with an iron paw, in due course becoming one of the most popular and respected monarchs in history.
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the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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