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Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by 3Suns
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Courtney, you placed ninth this year, but I was overlooked again! What's your secret?

Y'know James, I think Mr. Blackwell only picks women. But you can take some hints from Celine Dion, she made this year's Worst Dressed list ahead of me.

You're going down, Paris Hilton. You hear me? You have no chance!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> see ...story.news.yahoo.com... for the background, if you missed it.
<Lauren> Excellent! I really like that James is issuing a challenge in that last frame. Suits the photo well.
<ElvisThePelvis> Ugh, I hope JB doesn't start dressing like paris.

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