As a recovering sex addict, I have to think "unsexy thoughts" to avoid temptation.
Sometimes I picture my grandmother naked.
Sometimes I contemplate the magnificence of the universe.
But mostly I remember the time I was infested by enormous crabs.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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