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Most Emailed Photos - 03/06/2005 by Mort
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The second coming of Christ was short lived,

the bad breath of a nearby dog sent him reeling.

Yes your honour I do concur: this dog has Jesus killing breath.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Little sense make I.

There are 2 messages for this day.
<Fu Manchu> Nice. However, my cat's breath could kill Jesus, God, the Holy Ghost, Buddha, Mohammed, Krishna...
<Ralph Wiggum> My catīs breath smells like cat food!

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