I am not much of a card shark, so when my g/f challenges me to strip poker, I have to innovate.
When I lose my first hand, I let her see what I look like without an AD&D guide.
And then, while she's using the bathroom, I RUN to the closet---
---and put on a few extra items she isn't likely to notice.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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