Today I'll be reviewing the film, "Lord of the Rings 2062 : Return to the Shire"
An older Liv Tyler returns once again as Arwen. When Frodo leaves the shire on a "secret errand", he leaves the ring with her for safekeeping.
Later, Frodo uses the stars in the night sky to return from the drunken evening he spent at a shady strip joint in Mordor.
I liked the movie. But the special effects were pretty poor this time around. In particular, Gollem and Sparky (his newborn son) weren't very realistic.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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