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Most Emailed Photos - 11/15/2003 by ElvisThePelvis
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Would you like it upside down?

Would you like it oiled and brown?

I would not like it upside down. I would not like it oiled and brown. I would not like it in a shoe or in a dress you could see through. I do not like it strange and scary, I only like it missionary!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<yoyology> Rhymes really bring out the best in captions. You outdid yourself, Elvis.
<Mort> Very nice.
<Axolotl> 10/10 with an F for ffort!
<ElvisThePelvis> Who has time for ffort these days?
<guyPaulo> I didn't think anyone could do Dr Seuss, but Elvis has a great series here. 2 Non-opposable thumbs up.
<TJ Eckleburg> Lyrically magnificent

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