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Most Emailed Photos - 11/15/2003 by ElvisThePelvis
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Would you like it upside down?

Would you like it oiled and brown?

I would not like it upside down. I would not like it oiled and brown. I would not like it in a shoe or in a dress you could see through. I do not like it strange and scary, I only like it missionary!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 6 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> Rhymes really bring out the best in captions. You outdid yourself, Elvis.
<Mort> Very nice.
<Axolotl> 10/10 with an F for ffort!
<ElvisThePelvis> Who has time for ffort these days?
<guyPaulo> I didn't think anyone could do Dr Seuss, but Elvis has a great series here. 2 Non-opposable thumbs up.
<TJ Eckleburg> Lyrically magnificent

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