Siegfried and Roy announced they will replace the tigers in their act with "really scary monkeys".
At the Adult Entertainment Expo, porn star Dolorean was arrested for indecent exposure. The judge received a blow job released her without charges.
Down the street at the Luxor, a fool and his money were parted.
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