[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/12/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I brought my father to show and tell day at school, he is a mighty sumo wrestler.

But seeing him did nothing to stop the other kids from making fun of my weight.

I think Mom would have been a better choice.
(AP)
(AFP)
(Fashion Wire Daily)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 321 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:26Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:25Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:24Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:23Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:22Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:21Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:20Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:19Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:18Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:17Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:15Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:11Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:08Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:07Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:03Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:01Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:59Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:55Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:53Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:52Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:51Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:48Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:47Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:45Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:43Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:40Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:39Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:36Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:35Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:34Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:31Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:27Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:23Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:19Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:15Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:12Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:08Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:07Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:06Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:05Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:03Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:00Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:59Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:57Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:56Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:55Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:53Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:51Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:49Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:47Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:46Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:43Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:39Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:38Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:37Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:36Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:35Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:31Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:30Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:29Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:27Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:26Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:25Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:24Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:23Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:19Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:18Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:16Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:15Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:14Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:11Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:07Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:03Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:01Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:59Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:56Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:55Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:53Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:52Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:51Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:50Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:49Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:47Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:46Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:45Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:43Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:39Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:36Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:35Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:31Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:29Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:28Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:27Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:26Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:23Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:22Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:21Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:19Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:16Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:15Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:14Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:12Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:11Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:07Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:06Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:03Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:59Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:58Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:56Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:55Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:54Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:53Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:51Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:47Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:45Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:43Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:41Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:39Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:38Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:36Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:35Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:34Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:33Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:32Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:31Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:29Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:27Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:26Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:25Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:24Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:21Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:19Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:16Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:15Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:12Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:11Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:09Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:07Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:06Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:03Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:01Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:00Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:59Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:57Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:55Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:51Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:47Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:46Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:44Caption #091
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:43Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:42Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:40Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:37Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:36Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:31Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:27Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:24Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:19Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:17Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:16Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:15Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:12Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:11Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:09Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:07Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:06Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:03Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:02Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:59Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:58Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:57Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:56Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:55Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:52Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:51Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:50Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:49Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:47Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:43Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:42Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:41Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:40Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:39Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:36Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:35Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:34Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:33Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:31Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:28Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:27Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:23Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:22Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:20Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:19Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:18Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:15Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:14Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:11Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:10Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:08Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:06Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:05Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:04Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:59Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:56Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:55Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:51Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:48Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:47Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:43Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:42Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:41Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:39Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:37Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:36Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:35Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:32Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:31Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:30Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:29Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:27Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:26Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:23Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:20Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:19Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:18Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:17Caption #-76
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:16Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:15Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:11Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:10Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:07Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:06Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:05Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:03Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:02Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:01Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:59Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:58Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:57Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:56Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:55Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:51Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:47Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:46Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:44Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:43Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:42Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:41Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:39Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:38Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:37Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:35Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:33Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:31Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:27Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:26Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:24Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:23Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:22Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:15Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:13Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:11Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:07Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:06Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:05Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:04Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:03Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:59Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:57Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:55Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:52Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:51Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:50Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:49Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:48Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:47Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:44Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:43Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:42Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:40Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:39Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:38Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:36Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:35Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:34Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:33Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:31Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:30Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:27Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:23Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:19Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:16Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:15Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:11Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:10Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:09Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:08Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:07Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:06Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:05Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:04Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:03Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:59Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:57Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:55Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:53Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:52Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:51Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:47Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:46Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:43Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:42Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:39Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:38Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:37Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:35Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:31Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:29Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:27Caption #398

Board [Post Message]

Good old Mary Carey, back in the photos.


There are 47 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Mary's providing today's Venn diagrams.
<mypalmike> She's got some nice mutually exclusive sets.
<infosponge> I'm so tired of seeing big fake boobies. I just don't get it...
<Roger Mexico> Recent studies have shown that tit fatigue is an early symptom of Glaubner's Syndrome, the earliest stage of testosterone depletion.
<ElvisThePelvis> What if you get tired of looking at your penis?
<guyPaulo> That leads to RuPaul's Syndrome, where you have your testosterone intentionally depleted.
<yoyology> What if guyP gets tired of looking at porn?
<guyPaulo> Then I have Von'Ludenhaufer's Disorder, AND I'M FREAKIN DEAD.
<guyPaulo> Then I have Von'Ludenhaufer's Disorder, AND I'M FREAKIN DEAD.
<guyPaulo> Damn refresh button...
<Lauren> Okay, Mort, with 13 alternatives up, yours is still the best.
<yoyology.> You know, I was really hoping to caption the beer-guzzling German girl today. Mary makes an acceptable substitute.
<Mort> I don't know, I really like Yoyo's 3rd one right now.
<yoyology.> That would be the one I haven't written yet. I've only done two.
<guyPaulo> It's a little scary how good yoyo is on some days....
<Mort> See I told you I liked his 3rd one best.
<Lauren> Mort, what would you do when you think up another caption after you have already posted the first one? Do you come back as someone else? Who?
<yoyology> He comes in as No One In Particular.
<3Suns> Can anyone make a Star Wars reference out of this? That sumo and his wife could be Jabba the Hutt and Princess Leia...
<infosponge> I almost posted a haiku involving Jabba the Hut, peanuts, and Mary the Slut, but decided better of it. :)
<Mort> Lauren, you are the only one on here who is not actually me.
<3Suns> What are you talking about Mort? I'm real!
<GuyPaulo> So am I!
<yoyology> I'm not made up!
<Axolotl> Maybe I made you up, ever think of that?
<The Real Slim Shady> All y'all just STFU!
<mypalmike> You survived because of US. WE kept you safe!
<Mort> I think the speed at which you all responded proves that it was just me changing my name and reposting.
<Lauren> Mort, all is as I feared, then. How much are my parents paying you to be my friend?
<Mort> I'm not listening!
<David Byrden> You're nothing without us!
<Mort> 3Suns please don't abuse the system.
<Mort> No... we don't need you. The Master takes care of us now.

Leave now, and never come back!

<Ecclesiastes> All is vanity and a chasing after wind.
<3Suns> =P sorry.
<Mort> Lauren, the real question is who is paying your parents to be your parents?
<yoyology> In high school, my friends and I had a big discussion about insults, and we decided that one of the most creative was, "Your imaginary friend is an a**hole."
<Mort> Yoyo - That reminds me of Chester from Sifl and Olly.
<Axolotl> I kinda like Gary Larson's aardvark insult: Anthole!
<La'uren> Sorry, I have to leave now to join the search for Spalding:

...story.news.yahoo.com...

He is one of my favorite storytellers and I have a really bad feeling about his disappearance.

<guyPaulo> I always liked the insult: "You're so ugly, your mother breastfed you through a straw." Pretty appropriate for today.
<guyPaulo> There are so many captions today you'd think it was Wednesday.
<Lauren> Nah... if it were Wednesday, there wouldn't be so many positive comments ...
<yoyology> Sad, but true.
</\\/\\'/P/\\
_/\\/\\
<3>
 Wow, busiest day ever I think.
<m
i
k
e>
 Interesting
<infosponge> Please everyone...start e-mailing photos around. We need the German beer baby and Mary Carey on the same day...that would be just boob-tastic! :)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post