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Good old Mary Carey, back in the photos.
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There are 47 messages for this day. |
<David Byrden> Mary's providing today's Venn diagrams.
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| <mypalmike> She's got some nice mutually exclusive sets. |
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| <infosponge> I'm so tired of seeing big fake boobies. I just don't get it... |
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| <Roger Mexico> Recent studies have shown that tit fatigue is an early symptom of Glaubner's Syndrome, the earliest stage of testosterone depletion. |
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| <ElvisThePelvis> What if you get tired of looking at your penis? |
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| <guyPaulo> That leads to RuPaul's Syndrome, where you have your testosterone intentionally depleted. |
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| <yoyology> What if guyP gets tired of looking at porn? |
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| <guyPaulo> Then I have Von'Ludenhaufer's Disorder, AND I'M FREAKIN DEAD. |
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| <guyPaulo> Then I have Von'Ludenhaufer's Disorder, AND I'M FREAKIN DEAD. |
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| <guyPaulo> Damn refresh button... |
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| <Lauren> Okay, Mort, with 13 alternatives up, yours is still the best. |
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| <yoyology.> You know, I was really hoping to caption the beer-guzzling German girl today. Mary makes an acceptable substitute. |
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| <Mort> I don't know, I really like Yoyo's 3rd one right now. |
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| <yoyology.> That would be the one I haven't written yet. I've only done two. |
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| <guyPaulo> It's a little scary how good yoyo is on some days.... |
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| <Mort> See I told you I liked his 3rd one best. |
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| <Lauren> Mort, what would you do when you think up another caption after you have already posted the first one? Do you come back as someone else? Who? |
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| <yoyology> He comes in as No One In Particular. |
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| <3Suns> Can anyone make a Star Wars reference out of this? That sumo and his wife could be Jabba the Hutt and Princess Leia... |
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| <infosponge> I almost posted a haiku involving Jabba the Hut, peanuts, and Mary the Slut, but decided better of it. :) |
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| <Mort> Lauren, you are the only one on here who is not actually me. |
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| <3Suns> What are you talking about Mort? I'm real! |
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| <GuyPaulo> So am I! |
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| <yoyology> I'm not made up! |
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| <Axolotl> Maybe I made you up, ever think of that? |
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| <The Real Slim Shady> All y'all just STFU! |
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| <mypalmike> You survived because of US. WE kept you safe! |
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| <Mort> I think the speed at which you all responded proves that it was just me changing my name and reposting. |
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| <Lauren> Mort, all is as I feared, then. How much are my parents paying you to be my friend? |
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| <Mort> I'm not listening! |
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| <David Byrden> You're nothing without us! |
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| <Mort> 3Suns please don't abuse the system. |
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| <Mort> No... we don't need you. The Master takes care of us now. Leave now, and never come back! |
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| <Ecclesiastes> All is vanity and a chasing after wind. |
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| <3Suns> =P sorry. |
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| <Mort> Lauren, the real question is who is paying your parents to be your parents? |
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| <yoyology> In high school, my friends and I had a big discussion about insults, and we decided that one of the most creative was, "Your imaginary friend is an a**hole." |
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| <Mort> Yoyo - That reminds me of Chester from Sifl and Olly. |
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| <Axolotl> I kinda like Gary Larson's aardvark insult: Anthole! |
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| <La'uren> Sorry, I have to leave now to join the search for Spalding: ...story.news.yahoo.com... He is one of my favorite storytellers and I have a really bad feeling about his disappearance. |
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| <guyPaulo> I always liked the insult: "You're so ugly, your mother breastfed you through a straw." Pretty appropriate for today. |
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| <guyPaulo> There are so many captions today you'd think it was Wednesday. |
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| <Lauren> Nah... if it were Wednesday, there wouldn't be so many positive comments ... |
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| <yoyology> Sad, but true. |
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<3> Wow, busiest day ever I think. |
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| <infosponge> Please everyone...start e-mailing photos around. We need the German beer baby and Mary Carey on the same day...that would be just boob-tastic! :) |
