[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/13/2004 by obtuse
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

That's right, puny humans - cower in fear!

Not even the diamond-tipped torpedoes of The Swiss Missile can defend you from me!

For I am...

Dr. Inertia: the most ponderous bulk in all the galaxy!
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 328 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:21Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:20Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:19Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:18Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:17Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:15Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:14Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:13Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:12Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:11Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:08Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:07Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:05Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:04Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:59Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:55Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:51Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:48Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:47Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:43Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:42Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:39Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:36Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:35Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:32Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:31Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:27Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:26Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:23Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:21Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:19Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:15Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:14Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:12Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:11Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:09Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:07Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:06Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:03Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:00Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:59Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:55Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:51Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:48Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:47Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:46Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:43Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:39Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:35Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:34Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:31Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:27Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:24Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:23Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:22Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:21Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:19Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:17Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:15Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:14Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:13Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:12Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:10Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:08Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:07Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:06Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:03Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:02Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:01Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:59Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:58Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:56Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:55Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:54Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:51Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:50Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:47Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:44Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:43Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:39Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:38Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:35Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:31Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:30Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:28Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:27Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:26Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:24Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:23Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:19Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:15Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:11Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:10Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:07Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:04Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:03Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:02Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:59Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:57Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:55Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:52Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:51Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:47Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:46Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:43Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:42Caption #-71
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:41Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:39Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:38Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:37Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:36Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:35Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:34Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:31Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:30Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:29Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:27Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:24Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:23Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:22Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:19Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:17Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:16Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:15Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:12Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:11Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:09Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:08Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:07Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:06Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:05Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:03Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:02Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:01Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:00Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:59Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:58Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:57Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:56Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:55Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:51Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:47Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:43Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:39Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:35Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:32Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:31Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:30Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:28Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:27Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:26Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:23Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:22Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:21Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:20Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:19Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:17Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:16Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:15Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:12Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:08Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:07Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:06Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:05Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:03Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:59Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:55Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:51Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:50Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:49Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:47Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:44Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:43Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:42Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:41Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:40Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:39Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:38Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:37Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:35Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:33Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:31Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:29Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:27Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:23Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:22Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:21Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:20Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:19Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:15Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:14Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:13Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:11Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:08Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:07Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:05Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:04Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:03Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:02Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:01Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:59Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:58Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:55Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:54Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:53Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:51Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:48Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:47Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:43Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:41Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:40Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:39Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:36Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:35Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:34Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:33Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:31Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:30Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:27Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:23Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:21Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:20Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:19Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:17Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:16Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:15Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:14Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:11Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:10Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:09Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:03Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:59Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:58Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:57Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:56Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:55Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:51Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:47Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:46Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:44Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:43Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:42Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:41Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:40Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:39Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:38Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:37Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:36Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:35Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:34Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:33Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:32Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:31Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:28Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:27Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:23Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:21Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:19Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:17Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:15Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:14Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:12Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:11Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:08Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:07Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:05Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:03Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:02Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:01Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:00Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:58Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:57Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:55Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:51Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:48Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:46Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:45Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:43Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:39Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:36Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:35Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:34Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:31Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:29Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:28Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:23Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:21Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:19Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:18Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:17Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:16Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:15Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:14Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:13Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:11Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:10Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:09Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:08Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:07Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:06Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:05Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:04Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:59Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:57Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:55Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:54Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:52Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:51Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:48Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:47Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:46Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:45Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:44Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:43Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:42Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:39Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:38Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:35Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:34Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:31Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:29Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:27Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:25Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:24Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:23Caption #148

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is

obtuse



Losers in the quest to find the world's top model are: Lauren, Axolotl and apple juice is a verb.


There are 29 messages for this day.
<3Suns> Be afraid... be very afraid. Rosie O'Donnell and Boy George are making a run up the list. Does this get caught in the Celine filter, or is it just morbid enough to get by?
<Lauren> And what is it with the white tigers? There seems to be a new litter every week somewhere in the world ... don't the Yahoo folks ever get tired of them.
<3Suns> Can someone tell my why this (...story.news.yahoo.com... is news? I mean seriously... "People buy underwear with a picture on it" can't really be considered "news"...
<guyPaulo> It's that damn cat conspiracy Lauren, I tried to warn you.....
<Mort> Try and leave a space at the end of a url, it's very hard to guess where it ends otherwise.
<guyPaulo> It's funny how the captions and comments will come fast and furious for a while, then slow down to a standstill.
<yoyology> Usually about the time I show up to work and post my first caption. *sigh*
<guyPaulo> I keep trying to write a caption with a joke about the 2 apes having tantric sex, but I just can't bring myself to do it.
<3Suns> Sheesh guy, why didn't you say something sooner?
<3Suns> Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /images/ on this server.

bummer. =P

<Mort> What are you rooting around my private parts for?
where you looking for this: ...mostemailed.com... ?
<3Suns> Hmm, I've never been accused of rooting around another guy's private parts before...

No, I was just wondering if there was a giant directory somewhere with all the mostemailed photos in it

<guyPaulo> Would that happen to be Mrs. Mort?
<3Suns> Not that you should go and make one, I was just curious. But now that I've seen that picture, maybe I think you should just make everything public...
<Mort> I have opened up the directory so you can see all the images.
...www.mostemailed.com...
Enjoy.
<Lauren> Everyone should go to the caption set posted by Matt. Mort has posted an alternative caption set that I think should win this week in the comments section. Please vote on Mort's captions.
<Lauren> Congratulations, Obtuse!
<obtuse> w00t! Win #1 for me. Thanks, yall.
<ElvisThePelvis> Mort, that is like the world's largest collection of cat images.

Way 2B Obtuse!

<3Suns> wgt obtuse! You're twice the captioner that guy acute ever was.
<yoyology> Yeah, but I really miss scalene. What ever happened to her?
<obtuse> She got eaten by a hypopotenuse. Very tragic.
<everyonesbuddymiguel> I'm looking for a gas station. Keep your eyes out for an Arco Sine.
<mypalmike> rdr^2
<obtuse> I'm out of horrible geometry puns. But that's to be expected...

ob·tuse
2 a : lacking sharpness or quickness of sensibility or intellect

<guyPaulo> Oh, I get it! Accute-scaline-hypotenuse: geomoetry terms! It took me almost a whole day, but I figured it out!
<Battlestar Galactica DVD> >Battlestar Galatica DVD. With the 12 colonies of man virtually destroyed in the climax of a hundred-year war with the Cylon Empire, President Roslin and Commander Adama gather up the few humans left and embark on a journey to find the mythical planet Earth. Get a copy now at ...www.battlestargalacticadvd.co... .
<Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim  The Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim is one of the most beautiful buildings in the NHL. Opened in 1993, its features include marble concourses, glass archways and brass fittings. It is home to the Anaheim MIghty Ducks. See more at ...www.rhinotickets.com... .
<A-team DVD> >A-team DVD - The A Team explodes on DVD for the first time evr. Pile into the famous black van for a 2nd season of adventure with Hannibal , Face , Murock and BA. Get your A-team DVD at ...www.great-tv-shows.com...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post