Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/13/2004

by obtuse

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

That's right, puny humans - cower in fear!

Not even the diamond-tipped torpedoes of The Swiss Missile can defend you from me!

For I am...

Dr. Inertia: the most ponderous bulk in all the galaxy!

(Reuters)

(Fashion Wire Daily)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 299 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:11:00 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:58 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:51 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:49 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:45 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:41 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:40 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:38 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:34 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:30 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:29 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:26 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:23 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:22 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:21 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:16 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:10:05 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:57 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:56 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:52 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:40 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:31 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:30 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:18 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:17 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:12 Caption #958

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:10 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:05 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:04 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:03 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:09:01 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:58 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:56 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:55 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:54 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:53 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:52 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:51 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:50 Caption #896

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:49 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:48 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:47 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:46 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:45 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:43 Caption #940

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:42 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:41 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:39 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:38 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:37 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:36 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:35 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:34 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:33 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:31 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:30 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:29 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:27 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:25 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:24 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:23 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:22 Caption #948

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:20 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:13 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:12 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:11 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:08 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:08:02 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:59 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:58 Caption #-42

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:57 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:56 Caption #912

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:55 Caption #-33

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:52 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:51 Caption #-28

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:50 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:49 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:43 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:36 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:34 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:33 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:28 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:27 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:26 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:25 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:24 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:23 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:22 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:21 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:17 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:16 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:15 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:14 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:07 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:05 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:04 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:03 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:02 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:07:01 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:59 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:58 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:57 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:56 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:55 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:54 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:53 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:51 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:50 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:50 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:48 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:47 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:45 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:38 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:37 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:36 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:35 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:34 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:32 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:31 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:30 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:29 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:27 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:25 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:24 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:23 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:21 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:19 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:16 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:15 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:14 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:13 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:12 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:11 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:10 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:09 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:08 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:07 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:06 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:05 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:04 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:03 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:02 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:01 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:06:00 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:59 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:58 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:57 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:56 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:55 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:54 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:53 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:52 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:51 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:50 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:49 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:45 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:44 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:44 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:42 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:40 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:38 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:37 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:34 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:33 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:31 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:30 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:29 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:28 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:27 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:26 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:25 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:22 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:19 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:18 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:17 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:10 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:08 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:06 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:03 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:02 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:05:01 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:56 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:54 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:51 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:50 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:48 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:47 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:46 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:45 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:44 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:36 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:34 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:31 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:30 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:27 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:17 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:15 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:03 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:04:00 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:59 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:56 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:55 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:54 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:53 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:51 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:50 Caption #872

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:49 Caption #-49

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:48 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:46 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:43 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:41 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:36 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:35 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:34 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:33 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:32 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:31 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:30 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:29 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:25 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:24 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:23 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:21 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:16 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:15 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:13 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:11 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:10 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:09 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:08 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:07 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:06 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:05 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:04 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:03 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:02 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:01 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:03:00 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:58 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:56 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:54 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:53 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:51 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:48 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:45 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:44 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:41 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:40 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:37 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:36 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:35 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:34 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:33 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:30 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:28 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:27 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:26 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:25 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:24 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:23 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:22 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:21 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:20 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:18 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:17 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:16 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:15 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:13 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:05 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:03 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:02:00 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:55 Caption #961

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:50 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:49 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:48 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:47 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:46 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:45 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:44 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:40 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:35 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:32 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:30 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:25 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:24 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:23 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:22 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:21 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:20 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:10 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:09 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:08 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:07 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:06 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:04 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:03 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:02 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:01 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:01:00 Caption #166

Board

[Post Message]

This week's winner is

obtuse

Losers in the quest to find the world's top model are: Lauren, Axolotl and apple juice is a verb.

There are 29 messages for this day.

<3Suns> Be afraid... be very afraid. Rosie O'Donnell and Boy George are making a run up the list. Does this get caught in the Celine filter, or is it just morbid enough to get by?

<Lauren> And what is it with the white tigers? There seems to be a new litter every week somewhere in the world ... don't the Yahoo folks ever get tired of them.

<3Suns> Can someone tell my why this (...story.news.yahoo.com... is news? I mean seriously... "People buy underwear with a picture on it" can't really be considered "news"...

<guyPaulo> It's that damn cat conspiracy Lauren, I tried to warn you.....

<Mort> Try and leave a space at the end of a url, it's very hard to guess where it ends otherwise.

<guyPaulo> It's funny how the captions and comments will come fast and furious for a while, then slow down to a standstill.

<yoyology> Usually about the time I show up to work and post my first caption. *sigh*

<guyPaulo> I keep trying to write a caption with a joke about the 2 apes having tantric sex, but I just can't bring myself to do it.

<3Suns> Sheesh guy, why didn't you say something sooner?

<3Suns> Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /images/ on this server.

bummer. =P

<Mort> What are you rooting around my private parts for?
where you looking for this: ...mostemailed.com... ?

<3Suns> Hmm, I've never been accused of rooting around another guy's private parts before...

No, I was just wondering if there was a giant directory somewhere with all the mostemailed photos in it

<guyPaulo> Would that happen to be Mrs. Mort?

<3Suns> Not that you should go and make one, I was just curious. But now that I've seen that picture, maybe I think you should just make everything public...

<Mort> I have opened up the directory so you can see all the images.
...www.mostemailed.com...
Enjoy.

<Lauren> Everyone should go to the caption set posted by Matt. Mort has posted an alternative caption set that I think should win this week in the comments section. Please vote on Mort's captions.

<Lauren> Congratulations, Obtuse!

<obtuse> w00t! Win #1 for me. Thanks, yall.

<ElvisThePelvis> Mort, that is like the world's largest collection of cat images.

Way 2B Obtuse!

<3Suns> wgt obtuse! You're twice the captioner that guy acute ever was.

<yoyology> Yeah, but I really miss scalene. What ever happened to her?

<obtuse> She got eaten by a hypopotenuse. Very tragic.

<everyonesbuddymiguel> I'm looking for a gas station. Keep your eyes out for an Arco Sine.

<mypalmike> rdr^2

<obtuse> I'm out of horrible geometry puns. But that's to be expected...

ob�tuse
2 a : lacking sharpness or quickness of sensibility or intellect

<guyPaulo> Oh, I get it! Accute-scaline-hypotenuse: geomoetry terms! It took me almost a whole day, but I figured it out!

<Battlestar Galactica DVD> >Battlestar Galatica DVD. With the 12 colonies of man virtually destroyed in the climax of a hundred-year war with the Cylon Empire, President Roslin and Commander Adama gather up the few humans left and embark on a journey to find the mythical planet Earth. Get a copy now at ...www.battlestargalacticadvd.co... .

<Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim The Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim is one of the most beautiful buildings in the NHL. Opened in 1993, its features include marble concourses, glass archways and brass fittings. It is home to the Anaheim MIghty Ducks. See more at ...www.rhinotickets.com... .

<A-team DVD> >A-team DVD - The A Team explodes on DVD for the first time evr. Pile into the famous black van for a 2nd season of adventure with Hannibal , Face , Murock and BA. Get your A-team DVD at ...www.great-tv-shows.com...

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post