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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/13/2004 by obtuse
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That's right, puny humans - cower in fear!

Not even the diamond-tipped torpedoes of The Swiss Missile can defend you from me!

For I am...

Dr. Inertia: the most ponderous bulk in all the galaxy!
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is

obtuse



Losers in the quest to find the world's top model are: Lauren, Axolotl and apple juice is a verb.


There are 29 messages for this day.
<3Suns> Be afraid... be very afraid. Rosie O'Donnell and Boy George are making a run up the list. Does this get caught in the Celine filter, or is it just morbid enough to get by?
<Lauren> And what is it with the white tigers? There seems to be a new litter every week somewhere in the world ... don't the Yahoo folks ever get tired of them.
<3Suns> Can someone tell my why this (...story.news.yahoo.com... is news? I mean seriously... "People buy underwear with a picture on it" can't really be considered "news"...
<guyPaulo> It's that damn cat conspiracy Lauren, I tried to warn you.....
<Mort> Try and leave a space at the end of a url, it's very hard to guess where it ends otherwise.
<guyPaulo> It's funny how the captions and comments will come fast and furious for a while, then slow down to a standstill.
<yoyology> Usually about the time I show up to work and post my first caption. *sigh*
<guyPaulo> I keep trying to write a caption with a joke about the 2 apes having tantric sex, but I just can't bring myself to do it.
<3Suns> Sheesh guy, why didn't you say something sooner?
<3Suns> Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /images/ on this server.

bummer. =P

<Mort> What are you rooting around my private parts for?
where you looking for this: ...mostemailed.com... ?
<3Suns> Hmm, I've never been accused of rooting around another guy's private parts before...

No, I was just wondering if there was a giant directory somewhere with all the mostemailed photos in it

<guyPaulo> Would that happen to be Mrs. Mort?
<3Suns> Not that you should go and make one, I was just curious. But now that I've seen that picture, maybe I think you should just make everything public...
<Mort> I have opened up the directory so you can see all the images.
...www.mostemailed.com...
Enjoy.
<Lauren> Everyone should go to the caption set posted by Matt. Mort has posted an alternative caption set that I think should win this week in the comments section. Please vote on Mort's captions.
<Lauren> Congratulations, Obtuse!
<obtuse> w00t! Win #1 for me. Thanks, yall.
<ElvisThePelvis> Mort, that is like the world's largest collection of cat images.

Way 2B Obtuse!

<3Suns> wgt obtuse! You're twice the captioner that guy acute ever was.
<yoyology> Yeah, but I really miss scalene. What ever happened to her?
<obtuse> She got eaten by a hypopotenuse. Very tragic.
<everyonesbuddymiguel> I'm looking for a gas station. Keep your eyes out for an Arco Sine.
<mypalmike> rdr^2
<obtuse> I'm out of horrible geometry puns. But that's to be expected...

ob·tuse
2 a : lacking sharpness or quickness of sensibility or intellect

<guyPaulo> Oh, I get it! Accute-scaline-hypotenuse: geomoetry terms! It took me almost a whole day, but I figured it out!
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