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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/13/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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"The children will be fine, dear...

"...The babysitter knows how to take care of young boys."

"I know,that's my point! I can't help feeling that the real show is at home!"
(Fashion Wire Daily)


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Wow, this one's crazy-good.
<Lauren> applejuice, I think you have to try to get here earlier on Wednesday's. Yours are always great!
<spam> Hooray!
<apple juice is a verb> I know, Lauren, I'm sorry. I don't get out of school 'til late, and then I have to get to work (where I write captions). Education comes first...
<3Suns> You're a professional caption-writer? That's awesome, are they taking applications? Btw, you're disqualified!
<Lauren> My dream job would be headline writer for The Weekly World. It would be really fun to take the standard human interest stories and write bizarre lead-ins...
<Mort> Thats odd Lauren. I kinda work for The Weekly World News.
<Lauren> Do you know the person (or people) who write those headlines? Some of them are absolutely brilliant!
<mypalmike> How does one "sort of" work for the Weekly World News. It's like I "sort of" slept with your mom.
<Mort> Same company, different division... thank god.
<JP> So, mypalmike slept with Mort's aunt, then.

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