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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/13/2004 by mypalmike
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If you work as a wheelchair attendant, you can propel yourself a bit faster if you fart while you walk.

Farting tips
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If you are ever gored in the ass by a bull, the easiest way to remove the bull's horn is with a short but firm fart.

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And in any scenario where you have to fart, you should lift one leg toward the nearest nose for greatest effect.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Morgus> Most Emailed can be the source of really useful and practical information!
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<Axolotl> Oh man, I just used to let 'em out in the air!

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